8 Real Jobs that Prove Humanity is Doomed (Part 2)

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8 Real Jobs that Prove Humanity is Doomed (Part 2)

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| January 18, 2018

8 Real Jobs that Prove

Humanity is Doomed (Part 2)

By Therese Aseoche

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There are just so many weird jobs that exist in this world that it required a second part. Which one baffles you the most?

Bridesmaid for Hire

Brides-to-be without many female friends or who just can’t trust them to plan your bachelorette party don’t need to worry about having the best day of your life ruined. Through Bridesmaid For Hire, you can have the perfect bridesmaid attend your wedding and take care of everything behind the scenes (or, in founder Jen Glantz’s words, “do all the dirty work.”)

 

Professional Wedding Crasher

If hiring your bridesmaid isn’t enough, you can also hire people to stand in as your guests to save face when you aren’t expecting a lot of people to attend your huge ceremony. Because apparently, intimate weddings and half-empty venues are so not Instagram-worthy.

 

Burial Cryer

Yet another job born to stroke people’s egos is the professional mourner who is paid to weep at your funeral to make you seem popular than you truly are. If you’re worried no one will miss you when you’re gone, these mourners sure will.

 

Professional Alalay

Yet another job born to stroke people’s egos is the professional mourner who is paid to weep at your funeral to make you seem popular than you truly are. If you’re worried no one will miss you when you’re gone, these mourners sure will.