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8 Drinking Games You Can Play While Watching the Napoles PDAF Hearing

Want to not get too angry while watching the hearing? Try this!

| November 7, 2013

8 Drinking Games You Can Play While Watching the Napoles PDAF Hearing

8 Drinking Games You Can Play While Watching the Napoles PDAF Hearing
When we watch the woman who allegedly took 10 billion of our hard-earned money answer questions at the Senate Blue Ribbon Committee hearing today, we are bound to feel a pang of depression over the sheer enormity of corruption surrounding our country. Even a straight-edge person such as myself feels the urge to chug down a few shots over it, really.

But let’s not kill our livers with no rhyme or reason, and give a little method to the madness. Here are 8 drinking games you can play while watching the hearing. I’d tell you to drink moderately, but alcohol poisoning just might happen if you follow this list to the letter.

Take a shot whenever Arnold Clavio loses his temper.

Take a shot whenever Arnold Clavio loses his temper.

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Take a shot whenever Arnold Clavio loses his temper.

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Take another shot whenever someone on Twitter believes Janet Napoles is being sincere.

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Take a shot if Ben Tulfo suddenly picks up a call “cenner” accent when he says something in English.

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Take two shots if Raffy Tulfo self-censors while chewing out Napoles in his rant.

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Take a shot each time Janet Napoles says something unintelligible or virtually mumbles to herself while answering a question.

Take a shot each time Janet Napoles says something unintelligible or virtually mumbles to herself while answering a question.

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Take a shot each time Janet Napoles says something unintelligible or virtually mumbles to herself while answering a question.

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Take a shot every time Janet Napoles invokes her right to privacy or right against self-incrimination.

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Take three shots if Janet Napoles suddenly gets “sick” during the hearing.

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Take five shots if you manage to black out this Bingo Card:

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