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Jose Mari Tiyan: 8 Misheard Christmas Songs

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next day, you said you were gay.

| December 10, 2015

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What is it with people and mishearing song lyrics? Leave it to us mortals to come up with our own interpretations whenever one of our favorite artists sings a verse that’s practically undecipherable.

Hell, even Christmas songs aren’t even safe from our WTF interpretations. And no, we’re not talking about when Vilma Santos sang “I sow mommy keezing Santa Klows.”

So in the spirit of the holidays, here are just some Christmas tunes we keep mishearing. Take it away, Rudolph!

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The Misheard Lyrics: “Deck the halls with bras of holly”
The Actual Lyrics: “Deck the halls with boughs of holly”
Holly bras actually sound pretty awesome

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The Misheard Lyrics: “Joy to the world/the Lord has gum
The Actual Lyrics: “Joy to the world/the Lord has come
It would be awesome if the Lord gave the gift of gum. Such a priceless commodity.
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The Misheard Lyrics: “With a corncob pipe and a butt and nose
The Actual Lyrics: “With a corncob pipe and a button nose”
Frosty knows how to get turnt and party.
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The Misheard Lyrics: “Ang sanhi po ng pagpri-prito”
The Actual Lyrics: “Ang sanhi po ng pagparito”
Hey, frying up some munchies for the holidays is not a bad idea. What’s annoying are those carolers who start caroling as early as mid-November and relentlessly knock on your door to ask for money. Get the hell out of my house. And get a job.
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The Misheard Lyrics: “He’s making a list of chicken and rice”
The Actual Lyrics: “he’s making a list and checking it twice”
Santa bringing the gift of Singapore’s national dish along with gifts sounds awesome. Such a class act, that Santa.
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The Misheard Lyrics: “Where the treetops glisten and children listen to hear slave elves in the snow”
The Actual Lyrics: “Where the treetops glisten and children listen to hear sleigh bells in the snow”
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Remember when we said Santa was a class act? Scratch that. He’s a fuhrer. What a jerkoff.
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The Misheard Lyrics: “Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names”
The Actual Lyrics: “All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names”
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Olive seems like such a dick. It’s Christmas for f*ck’s sakes. No wonder Santa didn’t use him/her for his sleigh. #stopreindeerbullying #allreindeermatter

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The Misheard Lyrics: “Brown young virgin, mother and child
The Actual Lyrics: Round yon virgin, mother and child
Let’s not make a person’s skin color an issue. Christmas is for everyone.

How about you? Got any favorite and/or cringe-worthy misinterpreted Christmas carol? Sound off in the comments!