We just scratched the surface the last time we talked about misheard song lyrics. From sucking on sour milk to douchebags, here are more old and new songs listeners have misheard, and gave their own crazy lyrics to!
The Misheard Lyrics: Take your pants off and make it happen/Pictures come alive/Now you’re dancing through your life
The Actual Lyrics: Take your passion and make it happen/Pictures come alive/Now you’re dancing through your life.
Feel the wind in your singit and dance through life because living your dreams without pants on is the best feeling ever. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
The Misheard Lyrics: Gang bang into the room/I know you want it/Gang bang all over you
The Actual Lyrics: Bang bang into the room/I know you want it/Bang bang all over you
All over me? Uuhhhhh…no thanks?
The Misheard Lyrics: Suck my milk, made sour free/I will give you all of me
The Actual Lyrics: Set my midnight sorrow free/I will give you all of me.
I don’t want your milk. I don’t care if it’s sour-free.
The Misheard Lyrics: Blinded by the light/Revved up like a douche in another runner in the night
The Actual Lyrics: Blinded by the light/Revved up like a deuce/Another runner in the night
Who knew that a revved-up feminine product can give runners that extra edge?
The Misheard Lyrics: My pony plays the mamba/Listen to the radio/Don’t you remember/We built this city
The Actual Lyrics: Marconi plays the mamba/Listen to the radio/Don’t you remember/We built this city
The fact that an adorable PONY can mess around with a venomous snake is at par with Chuck Norris and Lito Lapid in sheer badass-ery. Watch out for ponies. They don’t take no shit.
The Misheard Lyrics: So honey now/Take me to your eleven arms/Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars
The Actual Lyrics: So honey now/Take me to your loving arms/Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars
Eleven arms? Ed Sheeran proves that inner beauty comes from within. Such a class act, that guy.
The Misheard Lyrics: And I shit onto you/Girl I shit on you/No I won’t let go/I shit onto you
The Actual Lyrics: Latching onto you/I won’t let go of you/Latching on to you/I won’t let go of you
Coprophilia, otherwise known as scatophilia or scat, is the experience of intense sexual arousal and pleasure from feces. They enjoy watching someone poo himself, poo on others, or get pooed on. So there’s that.
The Misheard Lyrics: So you want to play with my dick/Boy you should know what you’re falling for
The Actual Lyrics: So you want to play with magic/Boy you should know what you’re falling for
At least if you know what you’re getting yourself into and it’s consensual, right?
How about you guys? Got any misheard lyric you can’t un-hear? Sound off in the comments section! /cue Elton John’s Don’t Let Your Son Go Down on Me (chuckles)