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8 More Appropriate Times PNP Chief “Bato” Dela Rosa Could Have Cried

A river runs through it.

| September 7, 2017

4. Seeing Wonder Woman on the big screen and finding out it’s pretty good.

Via Vox

Fewer things were more beautiful this past year than to see Wonder Woman in the cinema and get all lacrimal at something this awesome from DC finally existing. We bet we’d be happy to see General Dela Rosa get lacrimal with us, too.

 

3. Mayweather vs. McGregor

Yes. Let us all blubber over the slow and agonizing death of boxing as a sport.

 

2. Jollibee’s “Vow”

If Bato didn’t get a little something in his eye while watching this Kwentong Jollibee viral hit, then I would have to question if he’s even human at all. Sniff.

 

1. Any one of the 13,000 drug war deaths since the past year.

Via GMA

Would you let it rain on your face for a drug pusher? How about a drug addict? How about an innocent victim? It doesn’t matter what your answer is, because the PNP Chief clearly never had leaky tear ducts for any of them.

You know where he had testosterone run-offs, though? His reputation. The tarnished image of the PNP. He would rather have a salty discharge over these things than over people who died amidst questionable circumstances in anti-drug operations by the police, including at least, an innocent minor, a likely innocent 19-year old,  ,a 14 year old, and an innocent Korean businessman.

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