Perfect Gifts For Your Worst Enemy

By Therese Aseoche

Ever wondered how you could get payback from all the horrible things your enemy has done to you? Well, there’s no better way to do so passive-aggressively this Holiday Season than to give the best gifts money could buy to offend them, terrify them, or frustrate them. Here are a few ideas to get you started:

8. Fake Flashdrives

Imagine corrupting and losing all your saved files on a USB you didn’t know was made in China? You’d hate for it to happen to you, but would love for it to happen to someone you detest. Surprise them with a fake flash drive from hoax sellers on Amazon or eBay and let it do the rest.

7. Deodorant

Nothing’s better than killing their self-esteem with a roll-on stick.

6. Work-out DVD

…okay, maybe a reminder that they’re fat and need to lose weight is better.

5. Glitter Bomb

You’d think giving your enemy glitter would be too festive more than it would be evil. But if and when it gets everywhere, you’ll be laughing in your couch with a glass of wine while you watch them attempt to clean it all up for days.

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