4. Ano Yan?
With a gun pointed to her head, the actress nonchalantly remarks, “ano yan?”
We’re asking exactly the same thing about this movie.
Method acting at its finest, ladies and gentlemen. Charlize Theron, eat your heart out.
3. Jaric. Raval.
Hey, guys, ever heard of Jaric Raval?
Pictured: Jaric Raval.
In what is no doubt a testament to the editor’s eye for detail, and utter disregard for conventions, the artist formerly known as Jeric Raval is now known as… Jaric Raval.
2. Jeffrey Santos is not compensating for something.
Don’t get the wrong ideas when you see Jeffrey Santos armed to the teeth with something that looks like it came from the same store they bought the Model O-2 Flamethrower in “Alyas Robin Hood” from.
It’s not the size. It’s how you use it.
With a weapon that huge, you would assume that Jeffrey Santos is, ahem, compensating, but you would be wrong. He just has that gigantic a mad-on against drugs, that’s all.
1. He hates drugs.
Did you know that our beloved president hates drugs?
My God. I never knew!
Well, that makes his cameo in this film all the more awkward, because how the hell do you think these guys made a film as insane as this in the first place?
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