This Week in Weird News: Bulbasaur Dildos and Rugrats Porn

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This Week in Weird News: Bulbasaur Dildos and Rugrats Porn

The internet. Ruining childhood one generation at a time.

| February 23, 2018

This Week

in Weird News:

Bulbasaur Dildos

and Rugrats Porn

By Kevin Christian L. Santos

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It’s another week down and we’ve been talking about sinigang being a measure of one’s being a Filipino. Really? No love for sisig? The sizzling, fatty bites of pure bliss? Some sisig is so good, that you’d want to slap your mother. Sinigang? Please.

All this talk about national dish, we’ve lost track on what’s really important. Weird news.

Let’s take another look at the weirdness this week, starting with…

Australia has a best mullet competition because they’re awesome

Via Giphy

Want to look cooler? Get a mullet. It’s business-at-the-front-party-at-the-back look is going to make you the nexus of everything cool and awesome. Heck, you might even grow some chest hair and some biceps, and enter the cool guy zone.

Ever the cool guy zone country, a town in Australia is looking to crown the best mullet of them all. The first mullet festival in the town of Kurri Kurri will have five categories: everyday, grubby, “ranga” (red hair), women’s and junior. Junior, because being totally awesome has no age limit.

 

Woman spends shit-ton of money to look like Barbie

Sure, self-improvement is one thing, but another woman has decided to look like a real-life Barbie.

Kerry Miles has spent over 130,000 pounds (Php 9.4M) to look like the doll. That’s A LOT of money. Kerry has spent over a decade in and out of surgical procedures. After getting surgeries done since 2006, she says a nose job has made her transformation complete.

“My new nose has given me so much more confidence and I can’t wait to show it off.”

Though her husband Darren had his apprehensions on his wife’s journey, she says her new look eventually grew on her.

“I looked so plain and boring before as being natural looked horrible on me. I used to say that I’d divorce Darren if he made me chose between him and my looks as I’d never give up my dream of turning myself into a plastic doll.”

Having her husband choose between marriage or turning into a plastic doll? This girl’s such a keeper.

 

Fake Kim Jong Un trolls North Korean cheerleaders

Via NPR

North Korea loves their Supreme Leader, and one guy, nay, one legend, decided to troll North Korea’s cheerleaders at the Pyeongchang Winter Games in South Korea.

A man named Howard decided to dress up as Kim Jong Un and mingled with the secretive nation’s cheerleaders. They were not pleased at all.

Soon, men ushered him away from the cheerleaders and forced him to stay somewhere else. Speaking to Yahoo News, Howard said “They shouted something in Korean, I wasn’t sure what it was,” he said, “and then the police got involved and they dragged me away – they said for my own safety.” He added he was kicked in the shins a few times.

 

Man’s fart was so bad that a plane had to make an emergency landing

Via Giphy

Ever had a fart so bad that someone threw up? Even been the victim of a Dutch Oven that you had to sever ties with the offender? Well, this man’s fart was so bad that it caused a fight and forced a plane to make an emergency landing.

Two men aboard Transavia Airlines Flight HV6902 from Dubai to Amsterdam complained to the airline crew that the man sitting next to them couldn’t stop passing gas. When the crew didn’t do anything about the man’s stinky behaviour, that’s when shit hit the fan.

Despite being warned for aggressive behaviour, a fight broke out among the men. The plane then had to make an emergency landing at Vienna Airport.

The flight removed the two men, and are now banned from Transavia Airlines. Meanwhile, the man is happily farting and passing gas as he smokes fat blunts in Amsterdam.