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Daily 8: Harebrained School Restrictions Edition

The brightness of my hair is directly proportional to my intelligence.

| September 7, 2015

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Physical appearance is considered to be one of man’s basic forms of self-expression. It is a clear definition of your personality, style and it even mirrors who you really are. But does it define the school you represent or even the way you study?

Here are 8 absurd school policies that have been implemented, lifted and re-implemented one too many times and are too much to handle, we can’t even.

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Just got a fresh mani and nail art? Better find an acetone to get them off because having painted nails can apparently affect the way you answer your exams.

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If it’s more than two if you’re a girl and if you have any at all if you’re a guy, then you’re up for a violation. Maybe they won’t notice if you use the magnetic type?

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Unless it’s well-hidden, you’re probably going to be called to the Prefect of Discipline Office for “disturbing tattoos.” Why should anyone tell on you for having tats? You have #noragrets.

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Though some programs require wearing makeup to be presentable, some schools think that having everyday-make up is a no-no. Oh well, good thing there’s No-Makeup makeup.

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Remember how you only wanted to dress the way you want so you can finally express yourself, but then your professor marks you absent for not wearing the gender-appropriate attire? We feel you.

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Don’t you just hate it when your school won’t let you in because of your David Beckham-inspired haircut? And you thought your problems in high school wouldn’t continue to haunt you in college.

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And you’re surviving off the stretch until laundry day. Looks like students have to get in line with Miley Cyrus for getting shade thrown their way for executive wardrobe decisions.

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Since when did hair color measure your educational status? WKR.

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Here’s to the freedom of expression policies in the country! Got more stories of annoying school policies? Let us know by commenting below!