It’s almost the end of the week and we’re up to our last three brain cells. Take a breather from work and from local showbiz gossip! Get updated on the latest most bizarre news trending online.

Bohol Aquarium Zoo sure knows how to intrigue tourists into visiting

Why yes, I want to die.

As silly as this copy sounds, people might actually fall for it, Bohol! No I don’t want to die, but I am curious. Let me touch that octopus!

“Sexy” Chinese vlogger revealed to be a 58-year-old woman in a live streaming glitch

Your Highness Qiao Biluo in reality (left) versus when she has a filter on her face (right)

These days, it’s not enough to believe it when you see it. Chinese video blogger who calls herself “Your Highness Qiao Biluo” probably wanted the earth to swallow her when it was revealed to thousands of her followers that no, she isn’t exactly royalty. She used a filter that made her young and straight-up conned her followers into sending her money before she shows them her true form. Fortunately, the internet gods weren’t having any of it and helped reveal her true identity. That’s it folks, never believe anything you see on the internet.

Drug dealer attempts to escape jail by dressing up as his daughter

Is this a low-budget White Chicks 2019 remake? We don’t want it! Clauvino da Silva, a 42-year-old drug dealer in Brazil who is sentenced to 73 years and 10 months in prison tried to foil the guards by dressing up like his 19-year-old daughter. Fortunately he didn’t get to walk away and was put right back in his cell but not without a photo of him wearing his costume. A wig, a silicone mask, glasses, a bra, and a tight shirt were confiscated. Unfortunately, just days later, Da Silva took his own life in his cell.

Indian boy had 526 teeth pulled out from his mouth

Ravindran was admitted to a private hospital when he couldn’t take the pain in his mouth anymore. Doctors found a 5-inch bag-like mass containing large and small parts of teeth which took 5 hours to remove. At least he is now safe and more than safe, his case is the first ever case documented where a person has been found to have so many teeth. Maybe he ate his twin in the womb?

Lightning strikes a toilet in Florida

Florida resident Marylou Ward’s toilet and septic tank got blasted by lightning one Sunday. The plumber reported that the lightning hit due to the methane built up in the pipes from years of feces. But we disagree. We believe somebody must have took a dump that stank to high heaven and offended the gods of thunder so much they couldn’t resist striking it to smithereens. Marylou better cross check which recent visitor she will never let set foot in her house again.

Teenagers get hospitalized for kidney failure after doing the 1,000-squat challenge

In a bid to out-squat each other, two Asian teenagers squatted for almost three hours to see who between them is more stupid. We emphasize Asian because who else would be determined to squat for 1,000 times? Saitama, that’s who. The morning after, both teenagers woke up to find their muscles too sore, they’re unable to bend their legs, and their urine came out brown. They were diagnosed with skeletal muscle injury caused by extreme levels of exercising.

This woman found a huge huntsman spider in her home

Living in Australia is a risk and this Aussie woman found that out in a hair-raising way. She returned home one night to find her house, her comfort zone, invaded by a giant huntsman spider. Now huntsman spiders aren’t dangerous to humans if we leave it alone but its bite could prove to be painful. This particular creeper was larger than the woman’s palm! She probably had someone to shoo the creature away but it that were me, I would pack my bags and move to a different continent.

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Japanese invents immersive speaker that acts like an anime husband

All the single ladies don’t have to worry anymore because there will be an arm to hold you and keep you company all day long. But that’s just it – an arm. A relationship without the commitment! Japanese immersive speakers for RPG game Otome Yusha comes with strong arms, sexy voice, and a switchable face.

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