Penis Man

A mysterious artist has been leaving Penis Man graffiti all over Tempe, Arizona. The first graffiti was spotted in November 2019 and has been a constant mark of the unknown vigilante. Though netizens have expressed admiration for the masked artist, the police are not laughing at his “artworks” and have been searching Tempe high and low in hopes to find Penis Man.

 

Toe Sucker

Imagine waking up on Christmas Eve to a man sucking your toes. A man in Florida was peacefully sleeping when a burglar broke into his house. When he said he didn’t have any money, the burglar said that he was there to suck toes. The suspect fled the scene soon after but broke the victim’s car window before running away.

 

Lactose

Amazing pun is amazing.

 

Iced Cereal

Anyone else put ice cubes in their cereal? pic.twitter.com/lfvZr5lBjk

— Gene Simmons (@genesimmons) January 2, 2020

The debate of pouring cereal first and pour milk or pouring milk first and pour cereal just got a lot more complicated after the “add ice on cereal trend”. The trend was started by the one and only KISS member Gene Simmons after he tweeted if there were people who like to add ice cubes on cereal. Needless to say, the tweet met with mixed reactions.

 

How to peel an egg

Eggxactly how to peel a boiled egg pic.twitter.com/rqIRlUGwKn

— Back To Nature (@backt0nature) January 5, 2020

One man claims to have found the way to perfectly peel an egg (put the egg inside a glass, fill it with water, then shake it) but his style had netizens wondering if it was real, and also complaining that he didn’t turn off the water.

 

Psychedelic cats

IT’S HAPPENING. I have movie tickets, a lot of mushrooms, and a very patient wife. pic.twitter.com/lYb6FZu5MW

— Rob Sheridan (@rob_sheridan) January 2, 2020

The reception to the movie adaptation of Cats has been overwhelmingly bad. So when artist Rob Sheridan went to watch the film, he had the odd [i.e. brilliant? – editor] idea to eat psychedelic mushrooms beforehand. Long story short, he found the film terrifying and wasn’t able to finish it. Direct quote from the thread: “F*ck this movie Why is everyone okay with this why is no one screaming.”

 

Water Dress

Time to rock this water dress this 2020! It will surely make you look H2Cool (badum-tss).

 

“Nicki Minaj”

This Nicki Minaj wax figure have got us saying anaconda no! Madame Tussauds in Berlin revealed their Nicki Minaj wax figure and needless to say it does not look like her….

 

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