Kumon Is Trending and It’s Giving Asian Kids Major War Flashbacks
Jan 22, 2021 • Kyzia Maramara
Jan 22, 2021 • Kyzia Maramara
my biggest flex is that my parents never signed me up for kumon 😆
— hann (@jwiberry) January 21, 2021
wtf i thought kumon was a church program or smth bc i hear them say “im going to kumon this weekend” goodbye
— jae ☽ semi ia (@falcowrld) January 21, 2021
Kumon, for the uninitiated, is an after-school learning center for young students to further develop their mathematics and reading skills. It promotes “academic independence” — which basically means instructors push you to self-study through the tears — through worksheets that increase in difficulty over time. The program was made by Japanese math teacher Toru Kumon in the 1950s when he wanted to introduce the concept of self-learning for his Grade 2 kid.
every asian kid has experienced at least one of these classes in middle school pic.twitter.com/dkPdR4cqmv
— thot enemy of the state (@heyhotmilky) January 21, 2021
Asian parents can be divided into two: the ones who sign their kids up for Kumon and the ones who don’t. If you miraculously escaped Kumon, chances are you’ve been enrolled in other classes as a substitute. It’s either music lessons, sports, or swimming over the summer. Our parents want us to be busy.
Cause kumon trending I’ll drop here
Lmao 😂 pic.twitter.com/nvkJae0fkp— sarang (@99Lkid) January 21, 2021
Jimmy O. Yang knows the pain.
oh bro… everything. i remember in kumon we werent allowed to count using our fingers, so i either counted with my fingers under the table or i’d place my hands on my lap and subtly press my fingers down when i count. that’s all i learned from kumon lmao https://t.co/GJ6CNx7bUW
— seiji. (@alcohcliq) January 21, 2021
Gotta think fast.
Thanks kumon for the trauma :) i’ll never forget how they gave me pile of homeworks more than my school ever gave me and the fact that there’s always tears in my kumon hw papers bc my dad is so strict when it comes to math but its all worth it ig bc it makes me love math now https://t.co/DS1SMYyexl
— sac 🏹 (@lordfengxin) January 21, 2021
So the pain is worth it in the end?
new member will get these 😻 so what are you waiting for? join #kumontwt ‼️ pic.twitter.com/qa8ZA7kOYu
— may ❀ anisd📌 (@CATB0YSAGURU) January 18, 2021
War flashbacks intensify.
one of the reason why i need therapy PLS but tearing the worksheets’ pages r satisfying tho maybe that’s why i lasted 4 yrs doing kumon and quitting after BYE
— ً (@msbyato) January 21, 2021
The unhappy kid is a sign.
Kumon kids of the early ’00s are now grownups, some with families and kids of their own. The question is, will you enroll your kid in learning centers too? Have you finally been enlightened with the reason behind why our moms pushed us to study even though mathematics was making our heads spin? The reality is that Kumon (and other summer lessons) is a privilege and the cycle will probably continue because — we say this as scarred adults who’ve been through it all — you need it, kids.
Do you have a learning center horror story to share?
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