8 Real Jobs that Prove Humanity is Doomed (Part 2)
Jan 18, 2018 • Therese Aseoche
Jan 18, 2018 • Therese Aseoche
There are just so many weird jobs that exist in this world that it required a second part. Which one baffles you the most?
Brides-to-be without many female friends or who just can’t trust them to plan your bachelorette party don’t need to worry about having the best day of your life ruined. Through Bridesmaid For Hire, you can have the perfect bridesmaid attend your wedding and take care of everything behind the scenes (or, in founder Jen Glantz’s words, “do all the dirty work.”)
If hiring your bridesmaid isn’t enough, you can also hire people to stand in as your guests to save face when you aren’t expecting a lot of people to attend your huge ceremony. Because apparently, intimate weddings and half-empty venues are so not Instagram-worthy.
Yet another job born to stroke people’s egos is the professional mourner who is paid to weep at your funeral to make you seem popular than you truly are. If you’re worried no one will miss you when you’re gone, these mourners sure will.
Yet another job born to stroke people’s egos is the professional mourner who is paid to weep at your funeral to make you seem popular than you truly are. If you’re worried no one will miss you when you’re gone, these mourners sure will.
Perhaps in this hotel’s effort to make their services more appealing to potential guests, they’ve employed Instagram Butlers for those who need to get their photos taken against Instagenic backdrops or to teach the guys how to become Instagram boyfriends. Because a staycation never happened without pics to prove it!
In Amsterdam where bikes are a widely used and cheap mode of transportation, “bike fishing” has become a necessity with real people actually employed to handle the job of fishing out old bikes from canals.
Imagine that! There are that many people who throw bikes down canals that bike fishing became an actual source of income!
Who knew that people find it hot to be coerced by attractive women to give them money? It’s a really, really odd fetish to have but a handful of women or “money mistresses” have profited greatly from this just by erotically humiliating their “money slaves” online.
Basically, these are social workers who help the disabled “finish.”
I guess that’s all there is to say about that.
Any other weird job you know of? Sound off below!
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