You think it’s only two-time Paris Olympic gold medalist Carlos Yulo who’ll receive rewards and incentives from brands? Well, some establishments have also offered Alice Guo free food and drinks and other services.

ICYMI, Alice Leal Guo, who is currently facing several complaints, has left the Philippines, as revealed by Senator Risa Hontiveros revealed on August 19 through a Facebook post. According to reports, she flew to Malaysia but is currently now in Indonesia.

In an attempt to ~entice~ the dismissed Bamban mayor Alice Guo to come back to the Philippines (and perhaps surrender herself to the authorities), local brands have banded together to offer her free food and other services.

(Apologies in advance; this list is just full of puns.)

Free burgers

Alice Guo, when you’re craving a burger, you can choose between Brothers Burger or Food Politics!

Free cookies

Alice isn’t the only one getting free cookies from Drooki — anyone able to find her will, too

Free combo meal

Alice, Guo-tom ka na ba? Maybe a free combo meal from Wait-Tea Cafe will fill you up!

Free pares

Real or fake, a Filipino will love some good pares, like this one from Tara Pares.

Free soup

Alice Guo, take your pick: bulalo from Mama Dragon’s Bulaluhan atbp., lomi from Captain Bowl, or ramen from Ikigai 564?

Free alcoholic drinks

In case Alice want to Guo out for a drink, Default Cafe Pub will cover the drinks.

Free coffee

Or maybe some coffee? So many offers from Coffee Break, Kaffee Kave, Slowdays Cafe, LSE Coffee House, 1of1 Coffee x Bombshelter, and Agimat: Kape + Kultura.

Free lemonade

This offer from Mr. Lemon is available for a limited time only, so wag ka na um-Alice.

Free water

No more thirsty days for Alice Guo thanks to Waterifik Purified Water.

Free gym

In case Alice wants to get in shape, YP4K Fitness Center is here.

Free staycation

Alice Guo, you’ve got so many choices for your staycation thanks to Velanica Resort, Subic Waterfront View Resort, and Ala Cinco Staycation.

Free pet care

Alice Guo, for any pets you have, Doc Gab will cover veterinary checkups, while Pet Bros Vet Clinic will give you free food. So come back.

Free cleaning services

Alice, Guo back to your house in Bamban, because Cleaning Lady PH will deep-clean it for you forever.

Free shoes

Run, don’t walk back to the Philippines, Alice, because Le Shoepacopra and Street Sole Society are giving you free sneakers!

Free longsleeve jersey

Your Honor, di na daw galit ang Parak Clothing, so come back home, Alice.

Free campaign jingle

For the next time you want to run for a position (not that the Filipino people would allow you to do it again), JML Music might be able to help you.

Free lights and sound system services

Speaking of sounds, you might want to play your free campaign jingles with the sound system from Olavin Lights and Sounds, Alice. They’re ready to light up your events, too.

Found any other “incentive” for Alice Guo? Share them with us below!

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