Considering the fact that they were front and center for a few days because of their gigantic discounts, you'd think they would have the foresight to actually have a sign that says "Megaworld offers 10 milllion off for our water-damaged units!" After all, when Megaupload,Megavideo, and Megaporn were taken down in the same week, you would think Megaworld would be a little more responsive to the signs of the times...
To any non-Filipinos hearing about Corona's trial on Twitter, they would have no idea we're talking about the Former Chief Justice. With that in mind, all this additional exposure for Corona beers would have been a prime opportunity for them to ride their unexpected wave of popularity. Because clearly, everyone needs a Corona Lime to put up with the countless face-palm moments we encou- ntered during the trial.
Because there is no other logical explanation why Atty. Karen Jimeno's hair is always that amazingly soft and shiny!
When Attorney Vitaliano Aguirre was being browbeaten by the feisty and irrepressible Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago, he ended up covering his ears out of sheer frustration. Nothing but the best sound quality from Beats By Dr. Dre could possibly drown out the good Senator's tirade. The headphones are tough, have crystal-clear audio, pulse-pounding bass, and Senator-proofed for your pleasure!
Speaking of Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago, this may just be the thing she needs to have some of when the lawyers from either side are not performing as competent as she expects them to. While the lady is hot-headed and very proud of it, some of that cool, tasty, and simple-as-can-be Halo-Halo from Razon's should hopefully calm her nerves, although we worry if there would ever be enough Halo-Halo in the world to truly cool down the feisty Senator.
Pizza Hut has a penchant for going with the beauty queens and the celebrities to endorse their world-famous pizzas. Well, wouldn't it be perfect if they were endorsed by a Senator *and* action star in Lito Lapid? Nobody wanted to order a "Picha Pie" more than when Lito Lapid was giving his now-legen... (wait for it) ... dary explanation. "Sorry po, sorry po. Guilty. Hayaan niyo po, itatawag ko p o kayo sa 911-11-11 ng Picha Pie para hindi niyo masyadong damdamin."
Imagine an alternate world where CJ Corona had a can of Coke by his side after he made his three-hour testimony. This could have prevented the walkout from happening, and he could have even possibly withstood a cross-examination. Making it through all of that drama-free could very well have changed the course of history.
Coca-Cola: Enjoy (Your Position Of Power For 6 More Years)!
Clearly, Powerpoint presentations deter- mined the course of history. Imagine that power, brought to you only by Microsoft Office. No question about it: Microsoft could have turned the CJ Corona Impeachment Trial into the Microsoft CJ Corona Impeachment Trial, and it would've been all the better for it.