8 Other Things We Could Also Care About Aside From The Paris Attacks
Nov 17, 2015 • Kel Fabie
Nov 17, 2015 • Kel Fabie
Maybe you’re sporting a recolored profile picture on Facebook right now, signifying your support for France in the worst instance of violence in the country since World War II. Maybe some of us even used the hashtag #PrayForParis while we were at it. Apparently, we’re all doing it wrong. Throughout the weekend, there was an inordinate amount of hate going around for people who dared to care about Paris, who dared to not care about Paris, who dared to use the hashtag, who dared to care about doing something aside from pray, who dared to care about playing Fallout 4 instead of keeping up with the news, who dared to care about anything at all. Well, in the interest of keeping people updated and well-rounded, here are 8 issues we should apparently all care about, aside from the horrific attacks on Paris…
Let’s start light, because we don’t want everything to be a Debbie Downer on this list. For those who aren’t fans of “the preacher’s daughter,” it has been a source of sadness for them to see Ronda Rousey get knocked out by a head kick in the second round against Holly Holm. 
“Nice abs! Hey, what was that head kick for?!?”
Care Because: Well, she’s no longer the champion, and this rewrites her legacy. And it at least keeps our mind off of a few horrible things going on, before we have to deal with them again. Also, I don’t think #AlDub was around on a Sunday, was it?
Well, that escalted quickly. Inconceivable! #HashT5 performed on ASAP. I don’t know how this happened, who let them in the building, and why the cameras kept on rolling. Thankfully, there were no reported injuries or casualties.
Except for good taste.
Care Because: Well, if you ever wanted to make a commentary about how good/horrible/dying OPM is, #HashT5 is your litmus test.






Kel Fabie. is a DJ, host, mentalist, satirist, comedian, and a long-time contributor to 8List (Hello, ladies!). He has an Oscar, a Pulitzer, a Nobel, and two other weirdly-named pet dogs. He blogs on mistervader.com.
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