8 Monkey Businesses to Get into this Lunar New Year (According to Your Sign)
Feb 8, 2016 • Abu Poblete
4. Pisces:
Become social media’s next golden child
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAei_yGqSlh/?taken-by=chekakramer
Why bother thinking about your next job interview when you can make viral videos for a living? You didn’t invest in your cute baby or dogs for nothin’, so make the most out of their cuteness and put them to work! Be careful though because cuteness isn’t forever, so make sure you have a fallback, like making pun-tastic promotion videos of supermarket products. Who knows, you might just get featured on a noontime variety show to help them get their ratings back up again!
https://www.facebook.com/filipinodubs/videos/1711429872428572/
3. Sagittarius:
Enter the flower crown industry
Deins pweds makinig ng Passion Pit without a flower crown!
It’s time for you to be the star of the many music festivals this year and take on the flower crown business! Make sure to start this biz early this year because “artsy” photos against brick walls wait for no one. If you have any doubts, just think about the hispters! What would they wear without your flower crowns?
If you’re having a hard time getting to know your target market, here’s something that can help you:
2. Aquarius:
Explore an actual monkey business
Via news.yahoo.com
In China, there’s a school for monkeys where they teach them to perform in a rock band, answer math problems and do backflips. Although many human rights groups have rallied against the school for animal cruelty, this didn’t stop investors from spending $2.9 million on the school. Now, that’s a lot of money you. Head on over to China and get some of that in your pockets!
1. Scorpio:
Ain’t no business like showbiz
Sabayan si Marlou at sayawin ang kaniyang signature dance moves sa ultimate dance tutorial na ito!
Posted by ULOLs on Saturday, February 6, 2016
Your artista dreams can finally come true this year! With Marlou pulling a Zayn Malik on Hasht5, he’s going to need a partner to become the best singing and dancing duo the country has ever known. You’re the vanilla ice to his chocolate pinipig–he just doesn’t know it yet.
What monkey businesses are you thinking of getting into during this Year of the Fire Monkey? Share your plans in the comments below!
