4. Room boys unite!

Camaraderie is always a good sign in a workplace, and Julian has the perfect example of this with his former motel staff. During a time when motel management was bad, Julian and his friends decided to take advantage of their freedom. They would have the chef prepare dishes to go with their inuman sessions and even chill in the rooms. The bosses never caught them in the act of doing the latter because the guards would warn them beforehand.

Who says work can’t be fun?

3. Boso Nova

One of the biggest frustrations for a motel room boy is being forbidden to watch any of the real-life “action” movies happening around them. This is why Julian, along with other staff members, used electrical outlets as their free and unlimited access to hundreds of different “action”-packed movies every day.

2. Oh, shit

While working at the same motel with terrible management, one of the motel room boys Julian worked with deemed taking a shit in a toilet too overrated and left his, uhh “blessing” on the floor–in one of the rooms, right in front of the door. The stuff waited prettily for the next unfortunate customers, who burst into the room. Hungry animals that they were, they decided to get on with their show on the floor instead of the bed. Unlucky animals that they were, they fell right onto the motel room boy’s homemade gift.

1. Valentine’s day madness

Valentine’s day doesn’t always mean hearts, flowers and chocolates. For some people, just like motel room boys like Julian, it means non-stop cleaning and turning rooms over as more and more patrons grace their establishment.

If you ever get pissed off waiting too long for your three-hour happy session this Valentine’s, just be patient for a little while–your motel room boy is just making sure that your room is special for you and your bae. Just make sure to cover the electrical outlets.

*Names have been changed to protect the naughty.

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