A recent thread on one of our favorite Facebook pages asked the question we normally ask on June 12: what would Pinoy Facebook look like if it existed during the Spanish colonial era? Well, this batch had some standout answers, and we just have to share them with you.

Is this the effect of Maria at Ibarra renewing interest in speculative alternative history fiction? Mmmmmaybe.

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We heard the release party was pure fuego!

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It was either this or the many jokes about his relationship status or following Ivana Alawi for some reason. Or a joke about his infamous nickname that isn’t for this family-friendly website.

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Who said cancel culture is a new thing?

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This was kinda inevitable, but what did you expect? The man is literally older than the ballpoint pen.

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Only legends know, right?

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Because the internet never forgets.

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Speaking of the internet never forgetting…

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Today’s Facebook post, tomorrow’s history…