It Doesn’t Even Hover: Reasons Why the Hoverboard is the Toy from Hell
Jan 25, 2016 • Kevin Christian L. Santos
4. That’s not even how you ride it
Via Gifsboom
You had this one coming.
3. The chair’s not going to save you
Via Mic Dot Com
Luckily, the chair’s fall was cushioned by her head.
2. Iron Mike gets knocked out
As awesome as he was in the ring, Mike Tyson should stay away from these things. He should stick to comedy.
Via MTV
Never change, Iron Mike.
1. The Sith is no match
May the Force be with you. In this case, it simply wasn’t, Darth. Kylo Ren’s still probably upset that he had to see you go through this.
Honorable mention:
Of all the creatures that could master this dastardly invention, it was a T-Rex:
Via Reddit
And a pro-wrestler:
This just happened…. #aaw #chaostheory #connorbraxton #hoverboard #swing
Posted by Aaw Pro on Friday, January 15, 2016
The moral here? Science has gone too far with the hoverboard. Don’t get one. If you’re still planning on getting one, make sure you’re a professional wrestler. Or a carnivorous dinosaur. Or both.
How about you? Got any experiences with the hoverboard? Got any fails you want to share? Pick yourself up from the floor and let us know in the Comments Section!
