Buy a handy air freshener as cover-up

Although relieving yourself is a natural thing, the smell it brings with it is far from it. That’s why these little helpers exist to cover up our crimes against the nose. Or you can light a match or a lighter to burn your atrocious after-scent.

Pinky up

The restroom is as relieving a place as it is full of yucky germs with questionable sources. Are you sure you’re going to touch that knob? Are you really going to flush using your whole hand? Make use of your pinky and get the job done with minimal exposure to whatever bacteria exists inside the restroom.

Mind over body

Your butt is the most vulnerable part of your body when going at a public restroom, and you wouldn’t want it to get too near a toilet that’s touched 50,000 butts before yours. Do yourself a favor (and get a bit of exercise) by squatting throughout your shit session. If you feel your legs giving out, just think how nice your glutes will be after.

Another thing to avoid while on the holy throne is the backsplash that’s extra disgusting in a public restroom. Think ahead and if your next gift’s going to be a splasher, lay down some toilet paper flat on the water where your poop will land gently—#triedandtested!

Aguinaldo will be your hero

If you don’t always carry tissue paper with you, all the loose five-peso coins in your bag will finally serve a purpose if you use them as your emergency wipes when nature calls. Let’s just hope that there’s a vendo machine in the restroom. Otherwise, good luck na lang! You weren’t emotionally attached to those socks anyway, right?

Got any other tips of going at a public restroom? Share them in the Comments Section!

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