Pokémon SIGE: Pinoy-Inspired Pokémons We Wish We Could Catch
Sep 12, 2016 • Eldrin Veloso
Sep 12, 2016 • Eldrin Veloso
Pokédex: The Pokédex is unavailable at the moment. It is undergoing a series of tests.
Strength: Drugs
Weakness: Media
Special move: Guillotine (5pp) – One-Hit-KO, if it hits.
How to catch: You can’t. It will catch you.
Pokédex: A legendary Pokémon, Edzapdos was thought to have been forgotten, along with its brothers Edzapuno and Edzaptres. But with the recent election of their trainers in the Pokémon League, it has become clear that the very reason for the existence of Edza Pokémons has been forgotten.
Strength: Nationalism
Weakness: Memory
Special move: Amnesia (20pp) – Sharply raises user’s Special Defense.
How to catch: You can summon it with the death of a high-level political, erm, Pokémon trainer or with impeachment.
Pokédex: Lola Nidoran is a version of Nidoran♀ which never successfully evolved. But having experienced a lot without changing its form, this Pokémon has full of traditional values and moves.
Strength: Comedy; Second chances
Weakness: Sex scandal
Special move: Withdraw (20pp) – Raises user’s Defense.
How to catch: Beat the Broadway Pokémon gym leader Al Dub.
Pokédex: Regarded as the most evasive Pokémon, Drowseenzoned can hypnotize anyone to believe they are engaging with it but is actually ignoring the opponent. It defeats its foe by tiring it out waiting for Drowseenzoned to attack.
Strength: Ice, as in icing out the opponent.
Weakness: Nothing! It has no weakness, no sensitivity, no feelings! Nothing!
Special move: Harden (30pp) – Raises user’s Defense; Mist (30pp) – User’s stats cannot be changed for a period of time.
How to catch: Only by going to where it lives and maybe do a little begging. Still, it’s not very effective.
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