Allegedly — and yes, we are using that word with the same sincerity senators apply to the phrase “I categorically deny” — what began as a routine committee hearing on onion smuggling somehow spiraled into yet another ridiculous feather in the Philippine Senate’s increasingly flamboyant cap. Allegedly.

There are whispers that the session may have reeked of something more pungent than justice. Between half-eaten snacks and half-baked testimony, someone may or may not have lit up in the ladies’ room. The person in question was allegedly former actress Nadia Montenegro, now working under Senator Robin Padilla’s office.

While cannabis might barely raise an eyebrow in other countries, it is still very much illegal in the Philippines, and definitely not something one should partake in while sitting in a temple of democracy and national integrity. Allegedly.

Naturally, this kind of scandal is exactly what Netflix dreams of. The inevitable docuseries is practically writing itself. But before anyone calls it Breaking Bag or Reeferendum 2025, we’re calling dibs on the naming rights with these 8 trailblazing suggestions.

8. Joint Sessions

Would have been perfect if this happened during a bicameral committee hearing, but no. It was allegedly a solo joint session all the way. Allegedly.

7. Narcos: Sa Senado

May as well, right? Let’s bring the Narcos franchise all the way here. It sure helps that multiple actors seem to be directly or indirectly involved in this fracas, to begin with.

6. The Higher House

Since we know that the Lower House is Congress, the Senate must be…

Alternative title? High, Naku.

5. Blue Ribbon Kush Committee

Because you know they just got to have the good stuff, right?

4. The Weeding Singer

This is told from the POV of the whistleblower who allegedly saw or at least smelled the evidence that the incident did indeed happen.

3. The House of the Rising Bong

Just be very careful about the fact that the only word that repeats in this title is “the.” Not any other word, okay?

2. Doobie Or Not Doobie

That is totally the question, dude.

1. Nadia Munchienegro

She showed up for the budget hearings. She stayed for the snacks.

Allegedly.