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8 Reasons Why Men Should Stop Wearing Skinny Jeans

  • Posted on Nov 24, 2014Dec 10, 2014
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8 Reasons Why Men Should Stop Wearing Skinny Jeans

Nov 24, 2014   •   8List

8 Reasons Why Men Should Stop Wearing Skinny Jeans

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Despite valiant efforts by kind citizens to put an end to skinny jeans for men, the trend continues to grow. If you, dear male reader, remains uncertain about this strange phenomenon (and perhaps thinking of jumping the bandwagon) take a look at the following pictures and see the atrocity that continues to be perpetrated. You do not want this. You don’t.

Here are 8 reasons (which are supported by pictures, so you’ll realize the gravity of the situation) why men should stop wearing skinny jeans.

8 You will make your partner cry

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Via thetwist03.files.wordpress.com

Pretty sure the girl in this photo is crying inside.

7 People will look at you funny

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Via chaos-mag.com

Also: unflattering horizontal stripes are unflattering.

6 You will have a hard time consuming food/beverages

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Via incrediblytrueconfessions.files.wordpress.com

No space for nutrients. NOTHING.

5 Your dance moves will be limited to arm movements.

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Via thisismyblogplacething.blogspot.com

You tell them, Conan! Jeggings are VERY bad.

4 Your tough guy status will be ruined. Forever

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Via nowaygirl.com

Those huge biceps that you have worked so hard for, GONE. It’s OK to showcase your toned legs, but not this way.

3 You will be an eyesore

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Via flickr.com

The only thing you’re bringing back is despair :(

2 Some of your friends will not want to be seen with you

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Via thisisyourconscience.com

Also, skinny jeans in different colors: double whammy.

1 Your man-parts will suffer

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Via followpics.me

“LET ME OUT!” – your balls.


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