Jose Mari Tiyan: 8 Misheard Christmas Songs
Dec 10, 2015 • Kevin Christian L. Santos
Dec 10, 2015 • Kevin Christian L. Santos
What is it with people and mishearing song lyrics? Leave it to us mortals to come up with our own interpretations whenever one of our favorite artists sings a verse that’s practically undecipherable.
Hell, even Christmas songs aren’t even safe from our WTF interpretations. And no, we’re not talking about when Vilma Santos sang “I sow mommy keezing Santa Klows.”
So in the spirit of the holidays, here are just some Christmas tunes we keep mishearing. Take it away, Rudolph!
Remember when we said Santa was a class act? Scratch that. He’s a fuhrer. What a jerkoff.
Olive seems like such a dick. It’s Christmas for f*ck’s sakes. No wonder Santa didn’t use him/her for his sleigh. #stopreindeerbullying #allreindeermatter
How about you? Got any favorite and/or cringe-worthy misinterpreted Christmas carol? Sound off in the comments!
Having a love for fart jokes and offensive humor, KC Santos isn't as mature an individual as he thought. He works as 8List.ph's social media manager while juggling migraines and occasional bouts of weeping. His passions include skateboarding, music, dinosaurs and scratching his nether regions.
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