4. Orchids Drive-In & Restaurant

Remember that Hotel Sogo ad about group studying? Well, this brand of flower can house a group of 10 people in one of its “conference” rooms, often used for small bachelor parties. A garage room will cost you minimal damage so don’t worry about taking extra time in joining the annual, national earthquake night this Valentine’s. But the true winner here is really the Jacuzzi room paired with a big bowl of its pancit ka… cu… canton.

Convenience of Location ★★★★★

Rates:
Garage Rate: P525/3 Hours, P1,150/12 Hours
Special Rates: P870/3 Hours Jacuzzi Room, P4,500/4 Hours (10pax) Party Room

Food
Menu ★★★☆☆
Service ★★★☆☆
Quality of food ★★★☆☆
Presentation ★★★☆☆

Amenities
Bed Quality ★★★☆☆
Hot Water ★★★☆☆
Wi-Fi ★★★☆☆
Telephone ★★★☆☆
Towels/Soap/Toilet Paper ★★★★☆
Working Bathroom ★★★☆☆
Appliances (Hair dryer, etc.) ★★☆☆☆
Kink
Room features ★★★☆☆
Cable/Channels ★★★☆☆

Overall Cleanliness ★★★☆☆
No hairs in sink/tub/toilet ✓
Fresh beddings ✓
Empty trash bins ✓

Quality of Service ★★★★☆

Promos/Membership/Discounts/Freebies ★★★☆☆

Value for Money ★★☆☆

OVERALL RATING ★★★☆☆

3. Dahlia Drive-In & Restaurant

Apart from the reliable service from Dahlia’s attendants, the affordable room rates and the notable cleanliness of the complex, it’s also famous for its pancit canton bilao. I mean, theoretically, if there’s a substitute reason as to why I’m in Dahlia, it’s probably the food. But seriously now, when it comes to eating and more eating, this is a good place to satisfy your oral fixation.
Location:
Christian Route, Oranbo, Pasig City

Convenience of Location ★★★★☆

Rates:
Garage Rate: ~P700/3 Hours
Taxi Rate: ~P650/3 Hours

Food
Menu ★★★★☆
Service ★★★★☆
Quality of food ★★★★☆
Presentation ★★★☆☆

Amenities
Bed Quality ★★★★☆
Hot Water ★★★☆☆
Wi-Fi ★★★★☆
Telephone ★★★☆☆
Towels/Soap/Toilet Paper ★★★★☆
Working Bathroom ★★★★☆
Appliances (Hair dryer, etc.) ★★★★☆
Kink
Room features ★★★☆☆
Cable/Channels ★★★★☆

Overall Cleanliness ★★★★☆
No hairs in sink/tub/toilet ✓
Fresh beddings ✓
Empty trash bins ✓

Quality of Service ★★★★☆

Promos/Membership/Discounts/Freebies ★★★★☆

Value for Money ★★★★☆

OVERALL RATING ★★★★☆

2. Jardin de Rosal Drive-in Hotel

The freshest pick among the Flower Group, Rosal offers clean and affordable rooms, basic amenities, and quality service for all possible needs. With anonymity secured and pleasure assured, this place is somewhere even short times feel like the perfect times, just like the saying: “Sa Rosal, siya’y mapadarasal!” Well, it’s probably Rosal’s famous crispy pata that will bring both of you down on your knees.
Location:

Hillcrest Drive, Bagong Ilog, Pasig City

Convenience of Location ★★★★☆

Rates:
Garage Rate: P740/3 Hours, P2,300 overnight (with breakfast)
Taxi Rate: P680/3 Hours, P1,950 overnight (with breakfast)
Party Room Rate: P5,000/4 Hours (10pax, P1,500 consumable)

Food
Menu ★★★★☆
Service ★★★★☆
Quality of food ★★★★★
Presentation ★★★★☆

Amenities
Bed Quality ★★★★☆
Hot Water ★★★☆☆
Wi-Fi ★★★★☆
Telephone ★★★☆☆
Towels/Soap/Toilet Paper ★★★★☆
Working Bathroom ★★★★☆
Appliances (Hair dryer, etc.) ★★★☆☆
Kink
Room features ★★★☆☆
Cable/Channels ★★★★☆

Overall Cleanliness ★★★★★
No hairs in sink/tub/toilet ✓
Fresh beddings ✓
Empty trash bins ✓

Quality of Service ★★★★☆

Promos/Membership/Discounts/Freebies ★★★★☆

Value for Money ★★★★★☆

OVERALL RATING ★★★★★

1. Victoria Court

The Mecca of all motel pilgrims, Victoria Court is the place where you can convince your special someone to be adventurous and try checking-in. Feel at ease, choose among the themed rooms, and make the most out of your money’s worth. It’s simply the best place for a quick date with intimacy. The only way to do this place justice is only through your own, very personal experience.
Location:
Hillcrest Drive, Bagong Ilog, Pasig City

Convenience of Location ★★★★★

Rates:
Deluxe Rate: P1,810/12 Hours
Super Deluxe Rate: P1,995/12 Hours
Thematic Room Rate: P5,645/12 Hours

Food
Menu ★★★★☆
Service ★★★★☆
Quality of food ★★★★☆
Presentation ★★★★☆

Amenities
Bed Quality ★★★★☆
Hot Water ★★★★☆
Wi-Fi ★★★★☆
Telephone ★★★★☆
Towels/Soap/Toilet Paper ★★★★☆
Working Bathroom ★★★★★
Appliances (Hair dryer, etc.) ★★★★☆
Kink
Room features ★★★★★
Cable/Channels ★★★★☆

Overall Cleanliness ★★★★☆
No hairs in sink/tub/toilet ✓
Fresh beddings ✓
Empty trash bins ✓

Quality of Service ★★★★☆

Promos/Membership/Discounts/Freebies ★★★★★

Value for Money ★★★★★

OVERALL RATING ★★★★★

For now, we’ll just leave these here. But don’t forget: “0” is for room service, and it’s not a good motel or mot-mot if it doesn’t have a good bowl of pancit canton. Nevertheless, as some would curse this season of romance, cum on over to one of these drive-inns and try your best to resurrect the legendary Payanig sa Pasig.

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