8 Rejected Birthday Presents for Grace Poe
Sep 5, 2015 • Kel Fabie
Sep 5, 2015 • Kel Fabie
The Senator and presidential hopeful Grace Poe celebrated her 47th birthday last September third, and we’re pretty sure she had a great party or whatever.
We do wonder what kinds of presents she received from prominent public figures, though. Chances are, these are gifts that might not have been as well thought out as they had seemed on paper. For example…
The Present: A guesting on Willie Revillame’s program, maybe even a proposal. Oh, wait. They’re both married.
The Reason: Mar Roxas has to do some major courting of Grace Poe, stat. His charms worked on Korina before, right? Right?
The Present: Bloc votes from the INC.
The Reason: Duh.
The Present: Copies of Taylor Swift’s albums “Red,” “Speak Now,” and “Fearless.”
The Reason: Leni can give any album from Taylor Swift’s discography except “1989,” because according to her, there’s no “Bad Blood” between her and Senator Grace Poe.
The Present: A stern talking-to on his late-night radio show, “True Love Conversations.”
The Reason: Someone really needs to say “Sorry, thank you, and goodbye” to the people trying to win her over while also taking passive-aggressive swipes at her.
The Present: Accommodations to Balesin.
The Reason: Not so much a reason as a caveat, when Senator Poe avails of these accommodations, someone else gets mysteriously bumped off.
The Present: The complete “Game of Thrones” series so far on Blu-Ray
The Reason: David feels that Senator Poe might find a lot in common with Jon Snow.
The Present: A level 175 character from Ragnarok.
The Reason: PNoy proves that he has a lot more experience than Grace Poe.
The Present: A cake.
The Reason: Again, duh.
What else do you think people can give her for her birthday? Sound off in the comments below!
Kel Fabie. is a DJ, host, mentalist, satirist, comedian, and a long-time contributor to 8List (Hello, ladies!). He has an Oscar, a Pulitzer, a Nobel, and two other weirdly-named pet dogs. He blogs on mistervader.com.
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