‘I Hope This Email Doesn’t Find You’: Perfectly Relatable Tweets for Every *Pagod* Employee Ever
Jun 28, 2021 • Kyzia Maramara
The emails
Everyone knows about those emails. It’s either a client that doesn’t know how to read and comprehend or that one annoying officemate who has never paid attention. Regardless, there’s how you usually deal with it:
“As mentioned in my previous email..” pic.twitter.com/SRugzA2u3p
— Ken Sahashi (@KenSahashi_) June 16, 2021
Can also be translated as: “Basa basa rin ‘pag may time.”
Me The email trying to
find me well pic.twitter.com/3FNzhQpmOp— Jai Cabajar (@jaicabajar) June 19, 2021
And what if it doesn’t find me well? Will you pay for my therapy?
I hope this email doesn’t find you. I hope you’ve escaped, that you’re free.
— mexie co (@baby2o00) June 10, 2021
Iyak.
Doing it for the money
i’m stuck between “i need to save money” and “you only live once”
— Tɪᴀɴ (@Chrstn_dlcrzz) June 14, 2021
Raise your hand if you’re a corporate slave.
I need vitamin Cᴬˢʰ
— eyde (@Eyde_Martz) June 11, 2021
Gotta work hard because you like expensive stuff, right?
Daming pinapagawa
me whenever i am asked to do one (1) task pic.twitter.com/Pjcu2HeOo4
— Matt Ortile (@ortile) June 16, 2021
HNGGGGG gusto ko nalang maging halaman.
And when you finally decide to switch jobs
Recruiter: What are your salary expectations?
Candidate: What’s the salary range for this role? pic.twitter.com/AiYcd7NouJ
— Shon ️ (@gayblackvet) June 14, 2021
That awkward interview.
Suko na ko mars
i do not want to have a career. i want to sit on the porch
— beks (@hollabekgrl) June 16, 2021
Sipping wine while watching the sunset through the kapit-bahay’s rusty yero..
Controversial but I’d much rather never work again https://t.co/6XHXUywaSr
— (@indiespicee) June 10, 2021
Did they stutter?
Whenever you file that leave
— dinosaur (@dinoman_j) June 16, 2021
You keep saying you don’t want to work but be guilty during paid vacations.
The new normal in Zoom meetings
i think about this tweet every single day pic.twitter.com/wTjvlmAzlj
— mal❆ (@dreamymoonchiId) June 16, 2021
RELATE.
Just leaving this tweet here
TOTOO TALAGA NA IF YOU SHOW PEOPLE THAT YOU’RE GREAT AT SOMETHING U WILL ONLY BE REWARDED W/ MORE WORK SO ANG ADVICE KO SA YOUNGER SELF KO AY DON’T DO YOUR BEST MAGING PATAPON KA NA LANG PARA WALA GAANO EXPECTATIONS SAYO HAHAHAHAHAJKHJDKF happy weekend!!!!!!!!!
— wary (@warysanchhh) June 25, 2021
Know your worth!
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