Meet Riva Mae, the Overnight Internet Sensation Selling the Most Questionable Items
May 5, 2021 • Kyzia Maramara
Is your TL dry? Ms Riva Mae s. Boongaling (yes, that’s a small letter S for her middle name) will solve that. She rose to fame overnight after netizens discovered her catalog of exceptional products from her online store. And by “exceptional” we mean questionable. Riva Mae even has that unique palaban single-mom-without-kids star power attitude to match. Who is this woman and what can you buy from her online store? Will you even want to buy anything from her online store?
Meet Riva Mae, the single mom without kids
She kept her bio short, sweet, and to the point. We know two things about her: Riva Mae was the 6th runner-up during the Mutya ng Catamaran contest back in ’07 and she is a single mom without kids. Important tidbits of information that just make you want to trust this seller with your hard-earned cash.
dami2 nglike wla nmn nbili ng paninda q…..,
— Riva Mae s. Boongaling (@rivamaeb) May 3, 2021
Overnight, we got to know how she properly spells her name — with a small letter S for the middle initial.
Get to know her better
Or maybe not.
Fact: Riva Mae can change her mind in a span of seconds.
She was born in the States…
pure waray p0 wid paper’s per0 im b0rn in d states,,,,,,,,,0f caLamity…#ask riva,,,,, https://t.co/4JiXlimRx6
— Riva Mae s. Boongaling (@rivamaeb) May 4, 2021
Or her version of the states, anyway.
She sells questionable products
One of the reasons netizens were drawn to her profile like a moth to a flame was because she is, by far, the most interesting online seller we’ve ever seen. Have you seen her amazing products? They’re truly world-class and worth your hard-earned money.
This halo-halo special will cool you down on a hot summer day, PLUS, it comes with an extra solid block of halaya:
Tara…” HALO-HALO SPECIAL ”
>>>55@ onlyAvailable po today SATURDAY-March 13
Collecting orders & reservation for your dessert or merienda😋
PM lang po!!! Free delivery for 3👍
Thank You ….Stay Safe po😍 https://t.co/Q14j3RC49L pic.twitter.com/SV7I214m5g
— Riva Mae s. Boongaling (@rivamaeb) March 13, 2021
Craving for barbeque? She gotchu! It’s currently on a promo: buy one and you can take Riva Mae home with you.
qood eve mqa be 🥰😅
avaiL barbecue ngaun d2 sa puesto q…
buy 0ne-Take mE p0 tau…,,
visit n ke0 😍😘😜 pic.twitter.com/jEXma3tXWP
— Riva Mae s. Boongaling (@rivamaeb) April 17, 2021
Fancy eating a rare sinigang na Magic Carp for lunch?
💌dm 4 orders mqa be… 😘☺️ pic.twitter.com/K49KAseT1S
— Riva Mae s. Boongaling (@rivamaeb) May 2, 2021
Who would need grocery stores when you’ve got Riva Mae supplying your favorite liver spread? Nevermind the label! That’s just a typo from “Reno.”
👉🏻 Avail 0n Wednesday 👈🏻
🍽 RENO liver spread 🍽
ndi p0 expired, reno p0 sya talaga factory pullout lng my typ0 lng po onti kya mura ☺️
Order now💕
Pm me💌 pic.twitter.com/UnIARZWuBq— Riva Mae s. Boongaling (@rivamaeb) May 2, 2021
And equally questionable services
And if you need a medical service, she’s not suspicious at all!
⚠️ h0me Service x ray‼️
👉🏻 hiKa
👉🏻 scoLiosis
👉🏻 t.b.
👉🏻 kuLamd.m. 4 m0re info….. pic.twitter.com/0X7drOQ04n
— Riva Mae s. Boongaling (@rivamaeb) April 29, 2021
No time to go to a hospital? It looks like Riva Mae provides homes service x-ray (and even kulam). There is no other online store that can provide a range of services this wide!
She’s not afraid to shoot her shot
suLitn m0 n be hbang Libre p,, sa su2n0d mnningiL n q 🥰🥰🥰 guap0 m0 ha cngLe k..? https://t.co/m02DX2vXjk
— Riva Mae s. Boongaling (@rivamaeb) May 5, 2021
Even YouTuber Benedict Cua couldn’t help but fall for Riva Mae’s unique charms! But of course, being the wais single mom that she is, Riva Mae still finds opportunities to earn (while flirting).
She doesn’t let the fame get in her head at the end of the day
an0 yn be..? puede b ma casH 0ut yn..? https://t.co/gKhfmw4v9K
— Riva Mae s. Boongaling (@rivamaeb) May 4, 2021
Riva Mae now has 13.8k followers on Twitter and counting but did she let fame wash over her? Far be it from the single mother without kids! She is keeping her priorities straight and if she can’t earn from all those likes and retweets, salamat nalang.
What this world needs is a collab
We want a Riva Mae s. Boongaling x Marites Gulayan collab pls 😭 pic.twitter.com/wry5RNgnlu
— chito miranda priestly 🔮 (@rommelverojr) May 4, 2021
We’re living in stressful times but if there will be a Riva Mae s. Boongaling x Marites collab? That won’t just ad fun to your timeline, that might just get rid of this pandemic.
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