It’s called reverse psychology

After all, the business needs customers.

 

MyDay at IG stories ba kamo?

Wag na lang pala.

 

These coffins look lit

Not gonna lie, those look cool.

 

Marketing strategy 101

That’s some A-level rhyming right there.

 

Planning that reunion in the middle of a pandemic?

St. Peter parody accounts are discouraging you in the scariest way possible. Sige ka, susunduin ka nila!

 

Bato bato sa langit…

Why do you have to hurt me people like this?!

 

Their next targets

And you’ll find yourself tagging people that fit their “next target” descriptions.

 

But they also make important reminders

It’s a scary way to get your point across but we hear you, St. Peter. We’re going to stay at home and practice social distancing. Mahirap na, baka maging next target pa kami.

 

What do you think of these St. Peter parody accounts?