Unsolicited Astrology: Replyan mo na matches mo sa Bumble
Oct 15, 2019 • Nissie Arcega
The highlight of this week is the Moon moving into Gemini this Wednesday, with Mercury moving into Neptune. It’s a great time to talk about dreams and finding those who share your same world view. Let’s give you some advice on how to kick Libra season into high gear and make some romance moves.
Aries
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Talk about what you’re excited doing nowadays. Ask them about what they love doing. Wag ka lang aggressive masyado, date pa lang yan hindi kasal.
Taurus
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Ano bang favorite cuisine mo? Tanong mo siya kung anong best hole-in-the-wall sa neighborhood niya, tapos libre mo siya dun. Plus points kung sabihin niya, “Wag na, ako na bahala sayo.” Hatid mo na lang siya pauwi para ma-hug siya.
Gemini
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Prepare your top 5 favorite topics and ask what they feel about it. Flex your brain, and hopefully, magrespond siya positively. Just don’t date an Aquarius, unless ready kang mapikon sa buong date.
Cancer
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Chill ka lang, wag ka magtanong about the past and their traumas (muna). Take them somewhere fun. Sa EK ganun.
Leo
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Send your best golden hour selfie. Ikaw ang pinakamagandang nilalang sa mundo, and all of your matches should know it. Pag di sila nagreply in five minutes, unmatch mo na agad. You don’t need that negativity in your life.
Virgo
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Off mo na yung internal filter mo about finding someone who has their shit together. Let your hair down just this once and take a chance on the last person you matched with! Unless may grammar error sila sa profile, that is.
Libra
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Send a “u up?” message to everyone in your inbox. Parang bring me lang yan: unang magreply, siya na date mo tonight. Wear your good underwear.
Scorpio
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Stop obsessing about your last date. Just go out and get laid. Test mo muna by sexting randomly during office hours, tas tignan mo kung sexually compatible kayo.
Sagittarius
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Malandi ka naman 24/7, so maybe change the pace. Take them out for dinner and just talk. Kaya mo yan, kahit boring siya. You’ll come out a stronger fire sign.
Capricorn
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Turn off your notifs for your email. You’ll lose your mind, but also, you’ll connect better with your match. Sino bang may gusto ng ka-date na workaholic? Jowa hanap niya, di boss.
Aquarius
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You don’t have to try so hard to impress your date, but trip kasi namin mga tao hindi diyosa pag nag-hahang out lang. So ayun, wag ka muna pa-cool.
Pisces
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Mahal mo na agad? Yan ka na naman eh.
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