Unsolicited Astrology: Lent Season Na, Pero Sabi Nga Ni Tito Rick Astley… Never Gonna Give You Up
Mar 2, 2020 • Maan De La Vega
It’s Lent season, and for our Catholic friends and family, it means they need to give something up. Pero Mercury retrograde rin, so minsan gusto na lang ata nila mag-give up. Cue all the “for Lent, I am giving up period” memes. I mean, same naman. So are you just giving up because Mercury retrograde is messing up everything?
Baka puwede mo rin namang gawing role model si Rick Astley, who is never gonna give you up, never gonna gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you. Check your weekly horoscope for March 2 to 8, 2020 to know what you’re never going to do, according to our Tito Rick Astley.
Who is never gonna give you up?
Aries, don’t be too hard on yourself. Malayo na narating mo. Chill ka lang.
Scorpio, wag i-repress ang emosyon. Baka sumabog ka. Though if you explode with creativity, why not?
Who is never gonna let you down?
Taurus, no need to give up. Pag may nagbigay ng tulong, wag tanggihan.
Leo, you are a strong, independent person who don’t need no other person to complete you. Bow.
Who is never gonna run around and desert you?
Cancer, wag mag-pa-judge sa ibang tao, lalo na kung kailangan mo ng closure.
Libra, wala ka ng inspiration. But you’re probably just looking at the same places. Go and explore.
Who is never gonna make you cry?
Sagittarius, ingat-ingat sa mga bibitawang salita. Be clear and concise. Otherwise, you might be misunderstood.
Capricorn, are you making the right financial decisions? Isipin mo muna. Wag din masyadong sensitive ha.
Who is never gonna say goodbye?
Aquarius, you’re so confused with everything happening, so isip-isip muna bago mag-desisyon.
Pisces, wag magpalunod sa nakaraan. Nostalgia lang yan. Your present is more important.
Who is never gonna tell a lie and hurt you?
Gemini, feeling naliligaw ka lang. At baka nga naliligaw ka talaga. But you never know what you might discover.
Virgo, ang kalat mo these past few days. But don’t beat yourself up. Kailangan mo lang ng break.
Bibitaw ka na ba, siz? Or are you never gonna give up a la Tito Rick? Kung di ka naniniwala sa lyrics ni Tito Rick, eh nasa sayo na yun.
