4. Anonymous hacker takes control of ISIS’ account, posts gay stuff

As legions of people mourned the tragic shooting in a gay club in Orlando, ISIS claimed responsibility for the horrific attack and celebrated the tragedy. It’s a shame that we have to share the title “human beings” with these pathetic shit-stains we share oxygen with. The group’s hatred against the LGBT has been well-documented and is known to torture and execute them.

In a small moral victory, an Anonymous hacker who went by the name WauchulaGhost hacked pro-ISIS Twitter accounts and filled them with fabulous gay posts. Said gay posts ranged from gay flags, gay porn, and gay pride.

Another #DaeshBag in #Jordan. @hddgfgds1. Remembering the Innocent lives lost. #Orlando #Anonymous #GhostOfNoNation pic.twitter.com/bgBEVy5yBC

— WauchulaGhost (@WauchulaGhost) June 14, 2016

For you #Orlando. #Daesh in Iraq @gi_h_a_d35 #OpDaesh #Anonymous #GhostOfNoNation pic.twitter.com/LGI9fRVpA4

— WauchulaGhost (@WauchulaGhost) June 14, 2016

WauchulaGhost has also been tweeting out the accounts’ contact information.

While this may not bring down the terrorist group, the hacker’s efforts combatted their vile messages of hatred and disgust with messages of unity and love. Really gay unity and love.

3. Officials recover body of 2-year old snatched by alligator at a Disney resort

In tragic news, the body of a 2-year old boy was found dead after he was dragged into the water by an alligator at a Disney resort in Orlando, Florida. Divers found the boy’s body completely intact beneath a lagoon. The grim discovery was found the day after the horrific incident. The attack happened as the victim’s family were relaxing in a white sandy beach that stretched across the resort. As the boy waded in a nearby lake, the boy’s parents watched helplessly as an alligator suddenly dragged the toddler beneath the water. The boy’s father tried to wrestle his son away from the alligator but was unsuccessful. With the boy’s body still completely intact, the sheriff says the boy likely drowned.

Sadly, this is the third incident that has hit Orlando in a week. First was the shooting of former finalist of “The Voice” of Christina Grimmie by a crazed fan, and another shooting incident in Orlando which saw 49 people massacred in a gay club in the deadliest mass shooting in US history.

2. Pornhub wants to make porn accessible for the blind, because why the hell not

In order to cater to the world’s 285 million visually-impaired population, Pornhub has rolled out a new category of porn called “described video,” which includes narration to already-existing wank-off videos. Each video will feature a special narration which describes the models’ features, the setting, their outfits, their actions, which position they’re changing into, and the reminder that you’ll feel filthy after you’ve done the deed. Just kidding on the last part.

With Described Video, the company’s aim is to “help institute a larger dialogue within Pornhub’s community with regards to how we can not only better serve the visually impaired, but to also understand how to make the site accessible to all.”

Porn for the blind. What a time to be alive. What’s next? A porn starring Godzilla and other monsters? Oh wait…

1. Doing nothing is a sport in South Korea and why can’t we have it here?

In South Korea, doing nothing is now considered a sport. The country has an annual Space Out Competition, where people compete to see who can stare into space without losing focus. The rules include no talking, no phones, no checking your watch, and absolutely no sleeping. If you do anything other than staring into nothing, you’re disqualified. Competitors’ heart rates are checked every 15 minutes to see who’s the most relaxed. After 90 minutes, the winner goes to the person with the most stable heart rate.

Visual artist WoopsYang created the event to highlight the importance of rest, how stress affects a person’s brain and the benefits of taking a break once in a while. It doesn’t help that surveys show that 9 out of 10 Koreans are under significant stress.

Here’s hoping that the competition makes its way to the Philippines. We bet a few of our government officials can be MVPs of doing absolutely nothing beneficial.

What weird news has been crawling over your skin this week? Sound off in the comments below!

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