As-Seen-On-TV Products that Will Disappoint You in Real Life

4. Better Marriage Blanket

No sugarcoating here, the Better Marriage Blanket is a comforter designed to “capture” your spouses’ fart during sleep, thus making your marriage better. Freaking genius, right? Says a lot about our culture really, and how dumb some people can get. They claim to use the same fabric the US military uses to defend against chemical weapons. What a waste of material given that farts are methane and completely harmless.

3. The Back Up

This team behind this product possessed no creativity at all. It’s a shotgun rack that you’re supposed to attach to the side of your bed and conceal with your sheets. Basically, you pay for two ordinary hooks hanging from the side of your bed! Anybody could have thought of that, and honestly, it could be used for better things. Promoting this on TV wasn’t a good idea. Sure, shoot an intruder from the comfort of your own bed! Or allow your angry partner to do you in, with ease. 2. Potty Patch

2. The Potty patch

Are you too lazy to go out and walk your dog for a quick bathroom break? Then you shouldn’t even have a dog. The Potty Patch is designed for lazy people who would rather neglect their pets and let them pee inside on a patch of absorbent artificial grass. Let that sink in. Or soak in, for that matter. It makes the house smell bad and is downright disgusting and unhygienic. Please, do not invest in this dumb product. Love your pets, give them the attention they deserve.

1. Shake Weight

Okay, admittedly the product could possibly be effective, but come on, just look at the way the thing works! If you want to look like you’re doing the dirty deed (to yourself) while working out, then by all means, purchase the Shake Weight.

But really, even if it can have some benefits to your core, science proves that regular full body work outs such as weight-lifting and circuit training are far better for the development of physique as well a healthy workout regime. This product is actually more hilarious than it is dumb, but still deserves the top spot because of all the popularity it has gained. Check out a bunch of Shake Weight parodies on YouTube, if you have the time.

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As-Seen-On-TV Products that Will Disappoint You in Real Life

As-Seen-On-TV Products that Will Disappoint You in Real Life