4. Inside a Royal Dansk Tin
The only tin for the discerning Tita.
Hidden in the middle of sewing tools and anything but actual butter cookies, this Royal Dansk Tin is a treasure trove of conspiracy.
Spotify, eat your heart out!
Using the power of Limewire, WinAmp is how our experts on the art of sedition transferred audio files with each other. Playing it on WinAmp only magnifies the effect.
2. A Tablet
No. Not THAT tablet.
You can’t spell “old school” without a tablet. Well, you actually can, but you can’t spell “tablet” without “tale,” which is as tall as they come when we have to listen to people with no confirmed sources just for our “news.” If you thought mainstream media was bad, did you think the agent provocateurs would be any more diligent? Hah!
1. Inside a Fortune Cookie
The future doesn’t look too bright.
Believing in what your fortune cookie tells you is about as realistic as believing in a plot as clumsily put together as this. Even if it were true, do you really think it would succeed if it’s this sloppily put together? One can only laugh.
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