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Kris Goes Hollywood: 8 Other Roles The Queen of All Media Could Play

Seriously, we love you Krissy. We wish you the best of luck!

| April 17, 2017

Kris Goes Hollywood:

8 Other Roles

The Queen of All Media

Could Play

By Kel Fabie

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After the memetastic #TripNiKris special (that apparently was supposed to be a series and not a one-off), it looks like Kris Aquino has another story to share: the supposed fact that she recently signed up to be in a big Hollywood film.

Later in the day, it’s reported she will play a part in the big screen adaptation of Crazy Rich Asians.

With Kris starting a career in Tinsetown, we can’t help but think of other roles she can take on. Here are 8 of our  suggestions on roles she could play after her Hollywood debut:

Ren and Stimpy

Likely Role: Ren or Stimpy

Given the nostalgia kick movie makers are on lately, wouldn’t ‘90s icon Kris Aquino fit right in with their plans? With the kind of class Kris brings to any role she plays, she’s a shoo-in for Ren and Stimpy!

So much class, you guys!


Justice League

Likely Role: Maritess

You know it’s going to happen sooner or later, right? Everyone’s beloved Filipina character, Maritess, will be taking on the Justice League. Aquaman is not happy about this.

“I was just cooking fish, Aquaman! Love, love, love!”


Mulan, the live-action remake

Likely Role: The matchmaker

Kris Aquino is a matchmaker in real life. End of discussion.

She’ll bring honor to us all.


Alvin and the Chipmunks 4

Likely Role: All the Chipmunks

Kris Aquino sounds like a Chipmunk with a bit of a sore throat without any technological help, so if the Chipmunks ever needed to streamline their voices, they can easily ask Kris Aquino to do the honors just like that.

And what do Chipmunks like? Ah-huh.