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8 Types of Commuters That You Don’t Want to Become

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| June 19, 2018

8 Types of Commuters

That You Don’t Want to Become

By Janelle Almosara

Much has been said about everyday commute in Manila, but we all know that one of the hardest things to deal with is the people who seem to forget that commuting means sharing a space with others.

We’ve done a few lists about fellow commuters that you might meet along the way and we bet that you found yourself agreeing (and even relating) to some of the usual archetypes. But today, we’re listing down the types of commuters that you want to avoid (and definitely don’t want to become).

1. Ms. Pocahontas

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Ms. Pocahontas has a hair that flows like a river but never bothers to hold it or tie it up as the jeepney goes on full speed. Their hair tends to fly everywhere, usually landing to their unfortunate seatmates’ face. I mean, sure, it feels nice to imagine yourself in a shampoo commercial, but it’s not cool if it’s to other’s discomfort.

How to not be like them: Bring a hair tie, hold your hair, and just be aware of the people around you.

 

2. The Thrower

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The Thrower is someone who loves to eat and drink inside the vehicle but would throw their trash outside like an uncivilized person. From eating nilagang mani to fast food wrappers and takeout cups, the thrower never really cares if they litter even if there’s already a small trash can inside the vehicle. Usually seen in jeepneys and ordinary buses, this type of commuter would use a quick reminder — and possibly a trash bag that they can bring everywhere.

How to not be like them: Hold your trash and wait until you find a bin where you can throw your wrappers and cups.

 

3. The Manspreader

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The Manspreader loves to spread their legs like wings of an eagle. They open it as wide as they can, taking up huge space that other people could use. Whether it’s an almost unoccupied jeepney or a jam-packed bus, they couldn’t care less and would still do their thing.

How to not be like them: Close your legs as much as possible. If it’s not packed, spreading them would be fine, but if there are a lot of passengers going in – please, for the love of everything holy, just don’t do it.

 

4. The DJ

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The DJ is someone who thinks highly of their music selection – whether it be Shanti Dope, Ex-Battallion, or some cheesy love song. They love their choices so much that they want to share it to the whole FX, blasting their phones and sometimes even singing along. While there are a few DJs who play decent music, sometimes you couldn’t help but have the urge to throw some earphones in and hope to god that they go down ASAP.

How to not be like them: No matter how good your song selection is, just keep it to yourself and use a headphone. Other people could use a quiet time as a way to catch up with some rest before they work / before they get home and tend to their house chores.