4. WAZE Navigation Voice
Imagine having Mocha give you traffic instructions. Go ahead.
Why She’s A Fit: “Kumanan ka sa Tomas Morato. Mamayang gabi, diyan sa may Casino, may show pala kami.”
Why She’s Not A Fit: “EDSA na naman? Wala naman tayo napala diyan, eh! Liko ka na lang sa Ortigas.”
3. Games and Gadgets Sales
The perfect place to work for someone who owns a Facebook page and mistakes it for a “blog:” a shop that sells neither games nor gadgets, except cellphone accessories.
Why She’s A Fit: They’re both the epitome of false advertising.
Why She’s Not A Fit: The average Games and Gadgets Saleslady actually works hard.
2. Orphanage Matron
Many people insist that Mocha has a kind heart. This seems the most appropriate place for kindness to be showered.
Why She’s A Fit: There is so much immaturity, entitlement, and xenophobia here.
Why She’s Not A Fit: Unfortunately, all that immaturity, entitlement, and xenophobia were specifically brought in by her.
Yes. Let’s have Mocha write dictionaries.
Why She’s A Fit: I have the right against self-discri-ano.. against self-incrimination. Pasensya na.
Why She’s Not A Fit: Let’s see how she plans to define “social media,” “press corps,” and “assistant secretary.” We’re all ears.
What else would fit her? Tell us below!