This Week in Weird News: There’s a Dragon Ball Z Porn Parody Because Screw Your Childhood

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This Week in Weird News: There’s a Dragon Ball Z Porn Parody Because Screw Your Childhood

Are those Dragon Balls in your pocket, or are you just happy we’re back?

| April 27, 2018

This Week in Weird News:

There’s a Dragon Ball Z Porn Parody

Because Screw Your Childhood

By Kevin Christian L. Santos

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Hey gang! We’re gearing up for another batch of those annoying as hell “It’s gonna be May” memes and even more hot weather. 40 degrees? Seriously? That’s HOT. That’s enough to make your singit sweat buckets.

Speaking of hot, here’s the hottest news coming out of the wacky world of weird-dom. Take it away, weird-legged dude!

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1. Doctor performs brain surgery on wrong patient, gets suspended because OBVIOUSLY

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In you-only-had-one-job news, a neurosurgeon from Kenya’s largest hospital was suspended after performing brain surgery on the WRONG patient.

Kenya’s Daily Nation newspaper found out that two men were taken into the hospital on that fateful day. One had to get surgery to remove a blood clot from his brain, while the other just needed medication for a swollen head. Guess which guy had a terrible time at the hospital.

The Kenyatta National Hospital has suspended the neurosurgeon, along with two nurses and an anesthetist. Kenya’s health minister also suspended the hospital’s CEO.

In more crazy hospital news…

 

2. Man has foot amputated after bus crash, doctors use said foot as a pillow

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In India, a 25-year old man who was the victim of a bus crash had his foot amputated. The problem? Doctors used the man’s leg to prop him up as a pillow.

One of the man’s relatives expressed his concern on the man’s half-leg/half-pillow hybrid, but doctors ignored him. It was only two hours after the fact that the relative was able to buy a pillow from a market nearby was the leg removed.

The country’s Medical Education Minister, Ashutosh Tandon, has ordered for the suspension of Jhansi Medical College’s emergency medical officer, two nurses, and a senior resident.

It’s also unclear if the man knew his foot was used as his pillow. If it was, then that’s how unbothered I want to be in 2018.

 

3. Pope pays tribute to saint who wrestled with the devil

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In Italy, Pope Francis recently prayed and paid tribute to saint Padre Pio, a monk known for wrestling with the Devil.

Padre Pio’s biographers said that the monk regularly tussled with Lucifer himself in a small monastery. His last battle was in 1964, where monks saw him on the floor with his head split open. Padre Pio said that the Devil tried to claw out his eyes.

No news yet if Padre Pio and the devil ever settled their score inside a steel cage. Or if he gave the devil an RKO outta nowhere. Or a Stonecold Stunner. Because that son of a bitch deserves it.

 

4. Screw your childhood, the Dragon Ball porn parody is here

We’ve had Strokémon, the Pokemon porn parody. There was Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls. Heck, there’s even SpongeKnob SquareNuts. Now, the latest porn parody is guaranteed to be over 9,000.

Say hello and/or cry over Dragon Boob Z, where pornstars get kamehameha’d in their no-no parts in this Dragon Ball Z parody. Here, we see “Gokooze” put an ad on Craigslist: Looking for “Hot Anime Girl Looking For Aliens to Come Fuck My Planet Into Oblivion.” Hilarity then ensues, as we see Ball-ma and Vagin Buu enter the movie. Not making any of this up.