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Where to Hide in Case of a Nuclear War

A pessimist’s guide.

| October 10, 2017


Antarctica is probably the only continent in the world that won’t be targeted by the countries at war, so you’ll most likely be spared when you move here. But then again, you’ll also most likely die from other causes like hyperthermia or boredom.


Denver, Colorado

Although the US as a whole isn’t exactly a great place to be in the event of a nuclear war, it’s nice to know all options. Denver, Colorado is surprisingly the “safest” and most defensible city to hide in among all the states because of its geography and its mountains. Plus, it’s one of the few places where you can easily ease your nerves by legally smoking a joint while hiding.


Luxury Survival Condo

This missile-silo-turned-luxury-survival-bunker contains everything you’d want and need for long-term survival — recreational facilities, indoor parks, a theater, and general stores — all while offering the highest level of protection and security from potential wide-scale disasters. Owning a unit doesn’t come cheap though, and aspiring owners must be screened first for safety measures, just like Vivos Shelters.


Your own house

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Or, we could just risk staying put in our own houses and accept our fates. Hopefully, Hell won’t be as bad as the reality we’re living through right now.


Where do you think you’ll hide when a nuclear war strikes? Share with us your survivalist tips below!