Slow that ‘Shopee-pee-pee-pee-pee’ down to 0.5x speed and you’ve probably got Moira’s version.

Milo #BeatTheEnergyGap

Some days no matter how hard you try, you just can’t beat the energy gap and that’s okay. Moira is here to sing you a relaxing version of this song with a video of her looking out at the ocean while drinking Milo, or a ballerina dancing to the song.

Jollibee’s Bida Ang Saya

They just have to be careful not to play Moira’s version during merienda time if they don’t want customers sleeping on tables!

Moira could also sing the 8-7000 delivery song, maybe it could lessen the annoyance of nobody picking up when you want your chicken joy delivered.

Emperador

Let your chest swell with pride at Emperador’s jingle, and let your eyelids droop in drowsiness for when Moira breathily sings ‘Emperador ating tagumpay.’

RiteMED

After bawling your eyes out from a heartbreak and getting ill, Moira will sing about the importance of getting the right medicine at low cost because #TakeCareOfYourself2018. Remember, if you feel out of breath while singing, you might have asthma so have your lungs checked!

Ariel

Bringing back this song would mean it would once again be stuck in our heads, but imagine Moira singing it with her out-of-breath style. It would make doing the laundry a relaxing chore, so relaxing you just might be tempted to procrastinate.

Shield Bath Soap

Beware germs, Moira knows how you can give her loved ones diseases and she is prepared to sing you to sleep. Or to brokenheartedness. Or whatever. For the rest of us humans, be wise enough to buy the right body soap eh?

Nesfruta

And lastly, if you think Moira’s cute, she could definitely be cuter putting her own twist to Kendra Kramer’s ‘Dan-dan-dan-dalandan’! Real na real!

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