In light of the performative male phenomenon, accessories—such as Labubus and hanging collectibles—have attracted criticism, particularly for their overtly pretentious executions, and for being deeply rooted in consumerism.

While using accessories to show off your interests isn’t necessarily a bad thing, especially when not overdone, you may also consider adding more functional options to complement your fits, balancing fancy with practicality. Here are some practical accessories / functional bag charms to wear while still going out in style—because utility is sexy.

Pill Container

Small capsule container to hang by your carabiner or necklace. Very helpful accessory for people with health maintenance. Can be used to store vitamins, essential drugs, or even candy!

Mini Flashlight

Serviceable electronic widget for emergency use during brownouts when the lights go out, or for exploring dark corners where the light doesn’t fully reach. A gadget like this is nifty for illuminating your way out of inconvenience!

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Portable Ashtray

Convenient trinket for temporary ash disposal. A smoker’s essential, useful for environmentally conscious smoking, promoting sustainability. It can be used to hold other small things and trash.

Vivienne Westwood Portable Ashtray

Bottle Opener

Another metallic attachment for your carabiner—very situational use, but easy and convenient. A healthy alternative to potentially breaking your teeth when you have nothing to open bottles with. Opens milk bottles with ease; not every function has a bottle opener ready at your disposal!

Measuring Tape

This one is a bit more obscure compared to the other items on this list–with highly circumstantial use; handy tool for artisans when measuring craft materials. Also neat to bring when thrift shopping to measure the sizes of your options before buying.

USB Keychain

Portable USB keychain for storing data to go. This one’s for the tech bros and the DJs who are always on the move. This functional device makes data transfer convenient and available wherever you are. Useful in situations where internet access is unavailable or servers are down.

Lighter Holder

Small pocket to hold lighters for quick access. Functional and stylish, you could get one in metal or leather. Signifies that the wearer is ready to light birthday candles at any time!

Scannable Spotify Playlist

If you want a witty bauble to interact with fellow music enjoyers, this is your item. This scannable custom keychain can turn your Spotify playlist into a personalized, tangible accessory. Fun to show off when socializing or when introducing your music taste. This one is more on the cosmetic side compared to the other items on this list but it’s still interactive and pretty cool.

Do you wear carabiners? What accessories do you have on it? Share them with us in the comments!