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Pak Na Pak! Beki Commandments We Should All Live By

Pak Na Pak! Beki Commandments We Should All Live By

Apr 17, 2016   •   8List

4. Beks Before Sex

4 BEKI CODE

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Beks before sex is exactly like bros before hoes—it just sounds a lot better. Always remember: Boys come and go but sisterakas are forever.

3. Dragona Mode

3 BEKI CODE

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Unbeknownst to most, there is more to baduchis than meets the eye. They are far more than the token best friend or comic relief stereotype we see in Pinoy entertainment. Beks have a rule about moderating their dragona mode, having learned to tolerate those who try to put them in a box. Don’t go around spewing stereotypes lest you unleash their inner dragona mode.

2. Thou Shall Not Covet Another Beki’s Jowa, Kebs?

2 BEKI CODE

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This rule has three sub-rules all beks should respect: No touching, no landi, no abangers on another bek’s jowa, getching? Bakuran mo na kung seryoso ka sa simula pa lang, atey. Pero yung totoo, love nga ba talaga ‘yan? O may habol kang ibey?

1. The Malayo Sa Bituka Rule

1 BEKI CODE

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Puso lang ‘yan, mamita, malayo sa bituka! Hindi mo ikamamatay yang hugot mo. Maiinlove ka ulit next week, tiwala lang. Sa ganda mong yan. PAK!

 

Any other beki codes we missed? Sound off in the Comments Section!

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