Definitive Signs that You’re Becoming a Titolennial
By Baxter Jacinto

Ah, the cycle of life: Millennials today in their 20s are the next batch slated to be titos in the near future. But there are times when a young buck suddenly finds himself preferring mature, for lack of a better word, dispositions. Oh no! Your proclivities belie your age and you have become neither a millennial nor a tito.

Here are some definitive signs that you’re becoming a titolennial.

8. You’d rather host parties at home

Clubbing has lost its appeal. When forced to go out, you’d opt for a quiet bar with very few people. But if you really had it your way, you’d prefer to host a party in your own home where you can treat everyone with Pale Pilsen, or that finely aged Merlot you have stashed in your cupboard.

7. You develop quirky interests

Bowling suddenly becomes interesting to you. You imagine yourself swigging beer and spoonfuls of sisig with your posse of titolennials while waiting for your turn to bowl.

6. You’re a credible life coach

Seemingly overnight you become the go-to person for advice. You are regarded by your peers as the wise one.

5. Frugality is your middle name

Everything you spend is tracked meticulously. You always think twice before spending, and you always opt for the cheaper option.

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