Mark Zuckerberg’s

Awkward Two-Day Hearing

By Kyzia Maramara

Over the past few days you might have seen a repetition of the words privacy, invasion, Facebook, collection, data, data, and data on your newsfeeds and headlines. What is that all about, one might wonder? To those who haven’t caught on, there’s an on-going issue Facebook is addressing and it’s about the social media behemoth collecting and retaining almost all your data once you log in and, rumors say, even when you log out.

What’s up with Facebook?

Anyone old enough to know what a smartphone is and has access to the internet probably has their own Facebook account. Facebook has come so far since it was invented in a dorm room in the mid-2000s as a means to have better communication among Harvard students. It is now used by billions of people to connect with their loved ones, and share even the most mundane happenings in their lives.

We rely heavily on this particular social media site. In businesses alone it has become a key component in advertising: it’s where advertisers allocate a lot of money for ad distribution and where merchants update their customers on the latest news. And speaking of news, Facebook might as well be called the digital newspaper of our era. Everything you probably know about today’s happenings came from what you saw on your Facebook timeline.

Don’t even get us started on memes!

Suffice to say Facebook is a big part of our lives. Now what happens if all our information is leaked? What happens if our private information is gleaned and filed somewhere to be manipulated in case the evil guys need it? Who do we blame?

The Cambridge Analytica scandal

I want to share an update on the Cambridge Analytica situation — including the steps we’ve already taken and our next…

Posted by Mark Zuckerberg on Wednesday, March 21, 2018

A few weeks ago, news broke out that data analysis firm Cambridge Analytica influenced American votes during the 2016 presidential elections, using information acquired from millions of Facebook profiles.

From the investigation, Facebook gave permission to a professor from the University of Cambridge to harvest information from users who downloaded his app called This Is Your Digital Life. The professor had access to Facebook users who downloaded the app and he collected data on their friends, likes and shares–everything they do on the social media site. However, the professor breached the Facebook rules when he provided the data of almost 87 million profiles to Cambridge Analytica.

Facebook is now in a bind, since it apparently allowed third-party apps to access and use millions of users’ information, allegedly using these to influence the US presidential elections. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has been harassed by netizens worldwide to explain his side until he was called to testify.

The breach clearly put into question data privacy issues, and encouraged industries and companies to strengthen their measures to safeguard data privacy.

Is it Zuckerberg’s fault, then?

If you know Facebook, you of course know who started it all, the current Chair and one of its founders, Mark Zuckerberg. People are quick to blame him, asking why he ‘willingly’ allowed a third party app access to information. But they forget that the apps they go through ask the user’s permission before proceeding. The people themselves allowed access to their own information.

Since the Cambridge Analytica issue, a lot of mistrust has been going on between Facebook and its users. Zuckerberg made it clear during a hearing that Facebook doesn’t sell user data per se, but instead trades it to know how to better target Facebook ads (which is how Facebook maintains its free services, btw).

We’re quick to point our fingers towards Zuckerberg and tell him it’s his fault, but Facebook is primarily user-driven: You create an account on your own, you volunteer information on your own. There’s only so much Zuckerberg can do to protect your privacy.

Welcome to the internet.

How much information do you think you have on the internet?

You might be alarmed to know that most of the things you do are tracked whether you’re logged in or out of Facebook. Even Google stores all your search history, your location whenever you turn it on, your hangouts, drive files, emails and everything in between–so data is never really deleted no matter how many times you clear your browser.

Facebook also stores all your information, including search history, photos, likes and shares, and even your messages! Just go to settings, click on ‘download a copy of your data’ and it’ll be sent to your email. Cringe at the past conversations with people your already forgot, and also, be creeped out that all this information you thought you deleted is still very much there.

But you must not be that surprised, right? After all,  we willingly handed over our information by signing up for these different accounts and dumping everything we needed to store up there for the past few years. This is the future, everybody!

Zuckerberg gets called to congress for a joint hearing

And so with all these alarms, Zuckerberg finally gets a call from the US congress. In a two-day hearing, he testified before the United States House of Representatives committee on energy and commerce, and was asked questions for about 5 hours each day. Through it all, Zuckerberg has maintained a patient façade, looking like a robot, or maybe an emotionless face is his defense mechanism.

Zuckerberg admitted that even he is a victim of the data leak to Cambridge Analytica, which is why he is keen on fixing the problem and assuring billions of users that they’re safe in his site.

The hearing required Zuckerberg to answer questions from dozens of senators and congressmen, most of whom haven’t done their homework and ended up asking him some senseless questions which resulted into a whole big awkward explanation of the internet.


Which turned out to be just explaining the digital age to the elderly

A guy who probably spends most of his time in front of a computer screen now had to face hundreds of cameras aimed at him, and a number of senators, congressmen, and congresswomen would like to be enlightened on how the world of the internet runs, apparently. The whole hearing was a great source material for memes and smart-ass netizens.

These are just a few of the questions he had to answer:

Mark Zuckerberg Explains the Internet (to Old People)!

It’d be painful to watch if it wasn’t so funny.

Posted by CNET on Wednesday, April 11, 2018


They didn’t even bother to research to grill him better. A major face palm! Being how old they are isn’t an excuse, they had plenty of time to study the case, right?!

But it’s thanks to that we got this precious smile bar meme:

Zuck has had enough!

What now?

Should you then now deactivate your account and erase any link you have on Facebook because it allegedly uses your information without your consent? If you feel strongly about this then please, by all means, do. It’ll better your life, believe me.

Zuckerberg has promised to do his best to secure Facebook users’ information from third parties. In the meantime, who are we kidding? We all know whether breach of data or not, most of us would still love to use and retain our Facebook account. It has become a staple in our lives that without it, a lot of things will change.

The bottom line is..

Basically it all boils down to this: we are increasingly depending on everything digital. That means there will always be that risk of leaking private information to (bad) people out there. Yes, the idea sucks. And if Zuckerberg is sincere,  he should be able to put an end to this fiasco. And the whole thing remains your gamble. If you want absolute privacy, the internet is probably not the best place to store your secrets.


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