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Wii U lets you play while you poop
Switch lets you play while you poop
in someone else’s house

— Spookeven (@gtjio) October 20, 2016

Toilet use is the benchmark by which smartphones, tablets, the Wii U GamePad and all other portable devices are measured.

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Sorry I was too busy lusting after the condo-dwelling leisure-class millenials and their possessions, what’s the new Nintendo product again? pic.twitter.com/HKNa3KD187

— Paolo Pedercini (@molleindustria) October 20, 2016

These young men and women live in the same kind of apartments that only TV sitcom characters own.

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The music in the Nintendo Switch trailer sucked, so I replaced it with Johnny Cash’s “Hurt.” pic.twitter.com/ZTQ2HEGKPu

— Max Scoville (@MaxScoville) October 20, 2016

The real theme song of single young adults who live alone in fancy condos with their dog.

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those lyrics to the song in the Nintendo Switch trailer are further evidence that this is the horniest Nintendo console of all time pic.twitter.com/3Qje6LUjS4

— Nick Robinson (@Babylonian) October 20, 2016

Between the power bottom, the Joy-Cons and an S&M version of Pokemon, finally we have a Nintendo console for our alternative lifestyles.

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