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“What Am I to Say to That?” Edition
By Abu Poblete
Between the Star Magic Ball, Liza Soberano’s dress, some Facebook pages being petitioned to get deleted, Ginebra escaping the kangkungan, Liza Soberano’s face, Lawin putting some places in the country into a state of calamity, and Liza Soberano’s existence; It’s been a hell of a week in the Philippines, don’t you think?
It’s one of those weeks when we wonder if we’re sadist freaks for digging up shit on the ‘net that makes us feel bad. Well, since we’re already in this pool of self-pity, here are 8 more things to make you feel worse, even scared of the world and the people we’ve become because, hey, Happy Halloween!
Yung binabaha ka na ng problema pero chill ka pa din sa life. pic.twitter.com/m7j83qmqK4
— migo (@miggoww) October 20, 2016
The Starbuck’s Uncle is basically all of us this week.
8. This 4-year old kid who can speak 7 languages
Let this kid from Russia make you feel like the most useless, two-language-speaking person that you are. Well, 拉屎!
(Btw, that’s ,”Shit!” in Chinese pronounced as Lā shǐ because we might as well know how to swear in our language in the near future.*Wink*)
7. Jon Sudano aka the next music superstar
Jon Sudano, everyone’s new favorite musician, records these genius covers of Adele, Evanescence, and John Lennon songs but with a smashing twist – he sings all of them with Smashmouth’s All Star lyrics. All his videos are shot in what looks like his bedroom at an awkward angle, which makes them all the more adorable and relatable. And I think that’s beautiful.
Give Sudano’s Youtube account a follow where he promises to upload a lot more of these musical gems.
6. Charice’s daddy
I want a daddy who looks at me the way Ian Veneracion looks at Charice. pic.twitter.com/PVJmQUQYdT
— Karl Molina (@KBOMolina) October 22, 2016
We all know the Star Magic Ball just happened, but this tweet is much, much more beautiful than any other star in the event. (We know, it’s not Charice.)
5. Let the debates begin
Mimicking a certain controversial FB post, this PBA version is sure to start debates anew. We’re just here for the popcorn.
4. I believe the pregananant are the future
Please, let’s not let these people procreate. Please lang.
3. Liza Soberano being Liza Soberano
How can we ever forget Liza’s look in the Star Magic Ball?
— Kapamilya Unites (@KapamilyaUnites) October 23, 2016
Like wtf, gurl, magtira ka naman!
: TANGINA NIYONG LAHAT LUMAYAS KAYO MGA PANGIT. pic.twitter.com/1HjVRPLjd4
— SPOOKY NG INA MO (@Watdahel_Marcel) October 22, 2016
We are all God’s children pero si Liza Soberano fave child nya.
— Beshiecakes (@IndividNoellism) October 23, 2016
Elen Adarna’s caption 😭😭😂😂 pic.twitter.com/91Sc4MzyL8
— Renee De Guzman (@reneeedg) October 23, 2016
liza soberano looks like she was genetically engineered by fuccbois in a laboratory
— spoopy 🎃 (@MillennialOfMNL) October 22, 2016
Yes! Let’s continue hating ourselves! And why not let Liza Soberano do it for us since she’s already doing a good job! YAY!!
2. Kayako, The Grudge prank
Okay, enough about making ourselves miserable! Instead, let’s make other people miserable because take a look at these photos that you can print out and paste at home or in the office!
Here’s a video of someone getting pranked by Kayako!
1. The real solution to cyber bullying
Well, I just have one thing to say to that:
What were the things on the internet that caught your attention this week? Tell us about them below!