This Week in Weird News: Killer Clowns Edition
Oct 14, 2016 • Kevin Christian L. Santos
Oct 14, 2016 • Kevin Christian L. Santos
Two bikers were put in a tense situation when armed gunmen surrounded them after they claimed to find a secret entrance to Area 51. Their helmet-recorded footage captured the insane encounter.
After biking along a dirt road, the two bikers stopped between two warning signs. A white van pulls up near the two shortly after and two armed men point their guns at the duo and tell them to put their hands up.
Given the conspiracy theories behind Area 51 being a top secret government facility having involvement in UFOs, it’s not surprising that their security is aggressive. With how they were acting, there’s just more proof that some crazy shit is happening inside. The truth is still out there.
In dreams-do-come-true news, Italian porn actor and director Rocco Siffredi is opening an academy for aspiring adult film actors and actresses and teach them the kinky tricks of the trade.
Creatively named “Porn University,” the “Italian Stallion” Siffredi will feature training his porn Padawans in the reality show “Universita del Porno” that will air in Italy.
The “Siffredi Hard Acadamy” will instruct 21 porn industry hopefuls on the different techniques and skills necessary to become a successful adult film actor/actress.
First, a 24/7 wine fountain and now this? Italy’s the place to be, folks.
As if things couldn’t get any weirder, a guy who once sang about having sex with animals, chugging beer in between heartfelt songs about love lost and suicide, is dead serious about the evidence of aliens.
Tom Delonge revealed that he quit playing for Blink 182 so that he could focus on his UFO research earlier this year. He published a book shortly after called “Sekret Machines” about “featuring actual events and other truths drawn from sources within the military and intelligence community.”
Now, Noisey reports that Wikileaks has published Tom Delonge’s emails to Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager John Podesta. Podesta tweeted last year that his “biggest failure of 2014 was once again not securing the disclosure of the UFO files.”
One of the emails dated October 2015 stated that Delonge had sensitive information and wanted to meet with Podesta and two other unidentified individuals: “I think you will find them very interesting, as they were principal leadership relating to our sensitive topic. Both were in charge of most fragile divisions, as it relates to Classified Science and DOD topics. Other words, these are A-Level officials. Worth our time, and as well the investment to bring all the way out to you. I just need 2 hours from you. Just looking to have a casual, and private conversation in person.”
There are more emails including details of the Roswell crash and of other meetings. Given that a guy who once appeared naked in music videos is seriously conversing with a government officials, this is a very serious matter.
The recent clown sightings have been getting more and more serious. Just this week, a man got his hand slashed by a clown in England. One incident had an alleged murder. To make things worse, the clowns have landed here in the Philippines. They even have a Facebook page to boot because hey, branding is important in today’s digital era. They have already made their presence felt in Ilocos when a 16-year old student was attacked by a clown. Also, said clown had a chainsaw.
Meanwhile in London, a man dressed up as Batman has been patrolling the streets to protect civilians from these clowns. Because when the going gets tough, you bring in the caped crusader. Let’s hope the country has a bat signal because this shit is getting out of hand.
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Having a love for fart jokes and offensive humor, KC Santos isn't as mature an individual as he thought. He works as 8List.ph's social media manager while juggling migraines and occasional bouts of weeping. His passions include skateboarding, music, dinosaurs and scratching his nether regions.
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