8 Possible Scenarios
of What Might Happen
if Mocha Agreed to Face Kris
By Kaira Guerrero
Everybody has heard about this controversial kiss, and immediately after, the internet was buzzing with rage and wondering how the President’s speakers would defend the action. And of course, defend they did, even the President himself said he only did it to illicit ‘kilig’ and make the crowd laugh. ASec Mocha Uson, however, justified the disgusting scenario by comparing it with past leaders who had similar situations, specifically the late Benigno Aquino Jr.
Uson was pertaining to the time when Aquino was kissed, without his consent, by an admirer on the plane shortly before he was assassinated in 1983.
Posted by Kris Aquino on Tuesday, June 5, 2018
Queen of all Media Kris Aquino went live on social media to call out Uson, saying that as the daughter of Ninoy and Cory, she was hurt. She defended her parents saying they weren’t there to defend themselves against the accusations. Kris then invited Mocha to a one-on-one face-to-face debate. To which she replied.
The internet took sides naturally. But what if the face-to-face were to happen? Here are 8 possible scenarios that would most likely happen.
1. THAT movie scene
‘Wag mo kasing tatawaging desperada! 😈
#FourSistersAndAWedding Angel Locsin Bea Alonzo
Posted by ABS-CBN Film Productions Inc. (Star Cinema) on Monday, June 4, 2018
Four Sisters and a Wedding is definitely enjoying a renaissance. It tells about the life of the beautiful and handsome Salazar siblings, gives us all a great laugh, and, well, that cat fight. Definitely a possible scenario we’ll see in real life.
2. They do a vlog together
Both personalities have ventured into the vlogging world, Kris more recently. Mocha’s vlogs are less than pleasing, the type where you have to gouge out your eyes and clean your ears after you watch, and if you’re watching it, we’re definitely judging you. Kris’ on the other hand will make you laugh by the absurdity of her reactions to normal things; her videos are breeding grounds for new memes.
If they do a collab, the numbers would go through the roof! Kris would be openly shading Mocha while Mocha maybe occasionally sharing nuggets of wisdom from her vlogs. They could be successful beauty gurus together, with side topics on Philippine politics.
3. Kris might get a bit cray cray
— SMDC SIETE (@keiakamatsu) January 5, 2017
Never underestimate this woman! If she can casually endorse products while airing her dirty laundry on social media, she can do anything! *Casually whips out bow and arrow and gun*Watch out Mocha, you just might find yourself trapped in a scene straight from Ika-6 na Utos.
4. They suddenly become fast friends and bond over their similarities
While Kris might be angry, she looks like she’s the type to forgive-and-forget (bless her). Once she meets Mocha and Mocha ~humbly~ asks for forgiveness, we can totally see Kris forgiving her. And then they’ll become quick beshies, bonding by talking about their experiences in vlogging, acting, being an advocate, and being an influencer. Mocha did evolve from being a performer.