There’s a new meaning for ‘Yanny’
that Divided the World
and Ended Friendships
By Kyzia Maramara
Before you accuse your friend as guilty of being an uncultured swine, a psychopath, a serial killer, and every other mad accusation you could think of, you might want to remember that this isn’t the first time this has happened. There have been a lot of internet disputes where we were forced to take sides and debate with our own kin. Don’t you see what’s happening? The internet is turning us against each other!
Let’s take a look back at 8 issues that got their internet fame and drove everybody wild (some even until now).
1. Was he saying Yanny or Laurel?
What do you hear?! Yanny or Laurel pic.twitter.com/jvHhCbMc8I
— Cloe Feldman (@CloeCouture) May 15, 2018
Let’s get this out of the way first. Was the voice saying Yanny or was it saying Laurel? The debate is hot and the debaters furious with this audio version of The Dress. They say only psychopaths hear Laurel! Or, what kind of person hears Yanny? But surprise surprise, there are people who hear both names being said at the same time.
There’s an explanation but if this were somehow Thanos’s way of reducing the human population, #TeamYanny and #TeamLaurel would have died and #TeamYannyLaurel would have been left to conquer the world.
But who are we kidding, IT SAID YANNY. Fite me.
2. What color is The Dress?
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) February 27, 2015
Flashback to 2015 when we woke up one day and found the internet on fire and half of the world thinking they’re colorblind. The Dress is still one of the biggest pop culture debates that nobody will be forgetting anytime soon. I hope the genius who thought of posting that is happy with all the friendships he/she ended.
3. Is pineapple on pizza acceptable?
wuss poppin twitter, retweet to ruin a pineapple on pizza haters timeline pic.twitter.com/cQvOkB7Wyl
— guacc ☭ (@OriginalSDM) January 29, 2017
Anti-pineapple-on-pizza activists argue that warm and soggy pineapples don’t deserve to be put on top of a heavenly slice of cheese pizza. What a disgrace, they say. What kind of sick person would love that? And yet, I don’t see the Hawaiian pizza flavor disappearing from the menu of all pizza places. That’s because pineapple and pizza deserve each other and if you don’t accept that, then order something else.
4. Which should come first: the cereal or the milk? And do you prefer your cereal crispy or soggy?
People who hear Yanny
• Trust worthy & wholesome
• Next generation of innovators
• Sex drive of John Mayer
• Will inherit the Kingdom of Heaven
People who hear Laurel
• Pour milk THEN cereal
• Use express lane w/ 10+ items
• Eat pizza w/ fork & knife
• Are Satan himself
— Trevor Sikkema (@TampaBayTre) May 16, 2018
Growing up in the Philippines, we aren’t really used to cereals for breakfast. We’ve always had our abundance of pan de sals, silogs, and boiled eggs, but on the occasion that we do eat cereal, how do we eat it? Putting milk first won’t guarantee that the cereal you put is in proportion with the milk. Putting cereal first makes the cereal absorb the milk better and therefore taste better. But hey, you’re entitled to your wrong practices.